66 definitions by xzybit

Biggest city in Oklahoma with over half a million people. The rest of the nation is jealous of them because they have the lowest cost of living in the nation and usually the cheapest gas in the nation when OPEC starts jacking with oil production. With the addition of Bricktown and their canal, it's the best place in state to visit.
Fred:Hey Joey, wanna go to Tulsa this weekend?

Joey:Tulsa sucks, I'm going to OKC!!
by xzybit July 11, 2005
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Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.
SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.
by xzybit February 17, 2005
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Hairstyle worn by Black females, usually short on the sides and piled high at the top, often in outrageous styles.
Shaniqua got a new Ghetto Crown this week.
by xzybit August 25, 2004
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Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.
Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.
by xzybit November 1, 2007
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Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.
Jimmy, stop wearing those retard haircuts and grow your hair out!!
by xzybit May 19, 2005
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Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".
by xzybit July 24, 2004
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Grills, fronts, or other gold/platinum colored dental appliances worn by rappers, gangbangers or thugs.
Joe: Did you see that new set of nigga teeth that Mannie Fresh had in his video?
by xzybit March 1, 2006
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