Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 08, 2006

fat girl glitter graphics

The glitter graphics used by fat chicks on myspace, blackplanet or any other blog in place of their photo in their profile, usually of some shapely generic girl shaking her ass.

Fat girl glitter graphics are the rage on myspace.

by xzybit November 08, 2006

Project Pekingese

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

by xzybit December 17, 2004

I'm doing me

When a chick doesn't want to commit to a relationship, usually because she is in a it's complicated situation or she is low key fucking her ex or other dudes, trying to get her sluttiness out of her system before settling down.

Jerome: you know I feel you Lakisha, lets make this happen.

Lakisha: you're a good friend, but I just broke up with my ex. Right now, I'm doing me.

by xzybit April 22, 2011

reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

zatfig

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "F A T".

Zatfig female seeks same.

by xzybit July 23, 2004