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by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

The plural of bandwaggoner.
Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014

Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.
I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!
by xHilarious iFunny January 8, 2015

An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.
by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
