Definitions by xHilarious iFunny

Ecuadorian Flamethrower 

To pour gasoline into your penis and pee (or cum) out fire.

Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."

Ecuadorian Flamethrower by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

Latex Rocket by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Floridian

Someone who is a terrible driver.

"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"

Floridian by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Jameis Winston 

A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.

Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.

Jameis Winston by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Socks with sandals 

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.

Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."

Socks with sandals by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

The American Megathon 

First, you pour gasoline into your penis. Then, you travel to the Grand Canyon. After arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your penis, and light your penis on fire. You then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the Ecuadorian Flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee's. You win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. Oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.

Tom: "I just did the American Megathon! I could really go for a Cheerwine right now."
Steven: "Be sure to make it a Cheerwine bomb when you're done."

The American Megathon by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

North Carolina Bomb

A Cheerwine Bomb thrown in North Carolina.

Tom: "I threw a North Carolina Bomb at Jameis Winston the other day."

Will: "He deserved it."

North Carolina Bomb by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014