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Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.
Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.
by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015
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bandwaggoners

The plural of bandwaggoner.
Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014
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Ecuadorian Flamethrower

To pour gasoline into your penis and pee (or cum) out fire.
Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
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Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment
by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
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Captain India

Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.
I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!
by xHilarious iFunny January 8, 2015
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Vagabond

An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.
I brutally murdered 80 vagabonds with a spork and threw a cheerwine bomb at them.
by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014
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Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner
by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
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