22 definitions by xHilarious iFunny
Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.
I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!
by xHilarious iFunny January 8, 2015
The best and funniest app ever created! Users post hilarious memes, gifs, and pictures to try to get one of the 60 feature spots every day, the best of the best!
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
A lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup mixed with Tim Hortons coffee, and commonly says "sorry, eh" in the English-speaking provinces or "désolé, eh" in Québec.
by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014
The plural of bandwaggoner.
Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.
by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014
Zach: "I'm going to do an Ecuadorian Flamethrower!"
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
Zach's mom: "Ok, just be sure not to fap for at least 24 hours so you don't accidentally set the house on fire."
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014