Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

by xHilarious iFunny November 07, 2014

North Carolina Bomb

A Cheerwine Bomb thrown in North Carolina.

Tom: "I threw a North Carolina Bomb at Jameis Winston the other day."

Will: "He deserved it."

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Ten year old

A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.

Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)

by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015

Vagabond

An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.

I brutally murdered 80 vagabonds with a spork and threw a cheerwine bomb at them.

by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 07, 2014