Definitions by x427

Contest Of Speed 

The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.

Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com

Contest Of Speed by x427 February 16, 2021

The Robson Coefficient 

A value representative of someone's ability to hold out when under immense pressure from friends or family, even if it is to do something they really want to do or will really enjoy. Can be calculated by the equation: (Stubbornness x Need to be right) cubed.

George: I want to get Dan to play pro clubs again but I don't think he's going to do it.

Daniel: Yeah he's a stubborn bastard.

Matty: Have you applied the Robson Coefficient?

The Robson Coefficient by x427 February 16, 2021

Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus 

A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.

Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.

Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus by x427 February 8, 2021

Caveey 

The kind of man who uses incense at home for none religious/spiritual purposes.

The kind of man who finds exhibitionism the ultimate turn on.

Jack: Have you heard about Andy recently?

Rich: Yeah, he's become a real Caveey recently.

Caveey by x427 February 8, 2021

The Lawrence Paradox 

When you ask your friend to make a choice between 2 things that make no difference to you or your group and they say “I don’t mind” or “I don’t care, you choose”. This results in an argument trying to make them choose before someone eventually gets pissed off enough to make the choice for them.

Joe: “ Hey Liam do you want to play out wide or in the centre on pro clubs tonight?”
Liam: “I don’t care, I’ll play wherever after everyone else has chosen.”
Danny: “Oh shit you shouldn’t have asked him that, you’ve now entered ‘The Lawrence Paradox’.”

The Lawrence Paradox by x427 March 5, 2018