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Avatar

Released in 2009, this sci-fi epic was heralded at the time as a marvel of film making, and even though the story is admittadly average, the special effects and immersion of the 3D more than made up for it. The film was nominated for many awards, including the Best Picture, Best DIrector and technical Oscars. It sweeped all the technical Oscars, but lost to The Hurt Locker in both of the above categories.

It's been about a year, and all the people who said that Avatar was the best movie of all time and that it changed their lives have gone back on their statements, choosing to bash the film's mediocre story. Why is this? Probably because of the deluge of 3D films, like Clash of the Titans and The Last Airbender. However, if you go back and watch the film (3D or not) it's still as entertaining as ever.
-1 Year ago-

Mike: Dude, I just saw Avatar. I swear to God, that movie changed my life!
Jim: I know! the 3D was awesome and the story made me really care about the enviroment!

-Now-
Mike: Yeah, Avatar was awful.

Jim: Yeah, who cares if it was pretty? The story was completely awful!
Me: Hypocrites.
by wpk914 November 10, 2010
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anti-ho

someone who has a very small knowledge of sex or sexual things/jokes. this can be due to a personal naievity or being overly protected by his/her parents.

can be found in as low a grade as sixth grade and can be found through high school.
THE FOLLOWING OCCURS AT SOME RANDOM HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM

Speaker: ...And so, if you do have sex, remember: wear a condom. any questions?

Girl: What's a condom?

Guy: Jesus, she's such an anti-ho.
by wpk914 March 19, 2010
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for totes

another term for totally. more likely to be used in a chat room setting than in real life.
xDark_Angelx: r u going 2 the party on 2sday?
wpk914: for totes
by wpk914 December 19, 2010
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enter sandman

quite the controversial tune. it is Metallica's first song off of their self-titled fifth album AKA the black album. Some claim that it is the song with which they sold out, others claim it is their magnum opus, and still others just think of it as another song from the album. it is really up to you. it has some iconic guitar riffs, solid drumming, terrifying (lyrically) vocals, and a fairly epic guitar solo.
1. Guy:aw, dude, i dont listen to metallica any more because they sold out with enter sandman.

2. Guy: holy shit, enter sandman is the greatest song EVAR!!!111!!!

3. Guy:enter sandman? oh yeah, i remember that from the black album.
by wpk914 March 29, 2010
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peener

The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.
Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!
by wpk914 January 9, 2010
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fundametals

the basics of heavy metal music. required learning for anyone wishing to listen to or play heavy metal. metal 101, if you would
Some Examples:
Master of Puppets and Reign in Blood are two of the best albums ever.
Black Sabbath are the grandfathers of metal.
Linkin Park is not metal. They are alt pop.
Nu Metal, like all metal subsets, is full of good music.
If you go to a metal show, there will always be a smell of weed in the air. It doesn't necissarily have to come from you, but it will be there.
Say "Up the Irons" for Iron Maiden.
Don't try to list all the subsidiaries of metal. You will be counting forever.
Some popular subsidiaries include: Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Nu Metal, and Power Metal.
It can always be much louder.
There is no one dominant instrument. Even bass is important. Don't believe me? Listen to For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica.
Hair Metal isn't metal.
Not all good metal is European.
Dethklok is both a real and a fake band.
Not all metal is about death. Just most of it.
Double Bass always sounds cool.
Songs that are slow are ok as long as they pick up at some point.
You can growl, scream or sing. It's up to you. It isn't up to the subsidiary. I've heard death metal bands with clean vocals.
Don't call yourself a metal head if all you know is "One" from Guitar Hero III. Do some research.

Metal is a great form of expression. Just remember to have fun.
These are all fundametals.
by wpk914 September 6, 2010
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porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)
Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.
by wpk914 December 3, 2010
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