phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket
Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.
by wpk914 February 13, 2010
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cake

it's a lie
I was told there was going to be cake at this party. But I guess everyone lied to me so I would come.
by wpk914 May 14, 2010
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porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)
Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.
by wpk914 December 02, 2010
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Avatar

Released in 2009, this sci-fi epic was heralded at the time as a marvel of film making, and even though the story is admittadly average, the special effects and immersion of the 3D more than made up for it. The film was nominated for many awards, including the Best Picture, Best DIrector and technical Oscars. It sweeped all the technical Oscars, but lost to The Hurt Locker in both of the above categories.

It's been about a year, and all the people who said that Avatar was the best movie of all time and that it changed their lives have gone back on their statements, choosing to bash the film's mediocre story. Why is this? Probably because of the deluge of 3D films, like Clash of the Titans and The Last Airbender. However, if you go back and watch the film (3D or not) it's still as entertaining as ever.
-1 Year ago-

Mike: Dude, I just saw Avatar. I swear to God, that movie changed my life!
Jim: I know! the 3D was awesome and the story made me really care about the enviroment!

-Now-
Mike: Yeah, Avatar was awful.

Jim: Yeah, who cares if it was pretty? The story was completely awful!
Me: Hypocrites.
by wpk914 November 08, 2010
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teaser trailer

a trailer for a video game or movie that offers little in plot, chracters, actors (in the case of movies) or gameplay (in the case of video games). teaser trailers are usually released about a year and a half to two years before the final product is released.
The Sly 4 teaser trailer did little more than confirm its existence. Good enough for me.
by wpk914 January 16, 2011
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guitar hero trip

a drug like state in which objects seem to begin floating up, caused by excessive guitar hero or rock band.
After beating One on expert, I went upstairs and experianced major guitar hero trip.
by wpk914 January 15, 2010
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fundametals

the basics of heavy metal music. required learning for anyone wishing to listen to or play heavy metal. metal 101, if you would
Some Examples:
Master of Puppets and Reign in Blood are two of the best albums ever.
Black Sabbath are the grandfathers of metal.
Linkin Park is not metal. They are alt pop.
Nu Metal, like all metal subsets, is full of good music.
If you go to a metal show, there will always be a smell of weed in the air. It doesn't necissarily have to come from you, but it will be there.
Say "Up the Irons" for Iron Maiden.
Don't try to list all the subsidiaries of metal. You will be counting forever.
Some popular subsidiaries include: Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Nu Metal, and Power Metal.
It can always be much louder.
There is no one dominant instrument. Even bass is important. Don't believe me? Listen to For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica.
Hair Metal isn't metal.
Not all good metal is European.
Dethklok is both a real and a fake band.
Not all metal is about death. Just most of it.
Double Bass always sounds cool.
Songs that are slow are ok as long as they pick up at some point.
You can growl, scream or sing. It's up to you. It isn't up to the subsidiary. I've heard death metal bands with clean vocals.
Don't call yourself a metal head if all you know is "One" from Guitar Hero III. Do some research.

Metal is a great form of expression. Just remember to have fun.
These are all fundametals.
by wpk914 September 06, 2010
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