Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"

(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"

by wolfpacleader1986 January 05, 2012

Madam Sir

A lesbian who looks like a mix of a man and a woman, much like the old circus sideshow attraction of half-man, half-woman

That dyke is a real madam sir.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 10, 2016

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Columbian Blood

n. A nickname for Coca Cola. It is named as such because of the events surrounding their bottling plants in Columbia.

MMM! I just love the taste of Columbian Blood

by wolfpacleader1986 August 01, 2009

Mexican Master Key

A Crowbar or a coat hanger

I accidentally left my keys in my car, so I had to use the Mexican Master Key to get them out.

by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010

went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

by wolfpacleader1986 June 08, 2011

Black Guy Voice

Commentary similar to a black man in a movie theater. Used in conjunction with something shocking.

Soap Opera Actress: I married my teacher....and I'm having his baby.....

Black Guy Voice: DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!

by wolfpacleader1986 May 05, 2011