dopplefanger

1) The exact look-alike vampire version of person. NOT an exact mirror image version because vampires have no mirror image.

2) True Blood meets How I Met You Mother

That girl with the monkey bite on her neck is telling everybody she was bitten by my dopplefanger.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

ox yoke

The visible bulge below a heavy woman's bra when viewed from behind.

She shouldn't wear such tight sweaters.They accentuate her ox yoke.

by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.

I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.

by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011

minge vase

A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.

That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700

by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011

Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011

smegan

A person whose dietary intake is limited to dick cheese or head cheese (smegma).

That chick over there is a smegan,You can tell by her breath.

by wolfbait51 June 05, 2011

poop pimples

Zits on the butt.An adult form of diaper rash.Most likely caused by swamp ass. AKA- assne

I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011