wolfbait51's definitions

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.

Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed

My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

that's so high school

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.

Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.

by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.

I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

McPoor

Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.

Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.

by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

bi-quisitive

Inquisitive as to gender. When you see user names in a chat room or other forum but you can't tell if they are male or female.

I was hitting on another dude in the chatroom.I presumed it was a girl from the user name.I guesff in the future I'll be more bi-quisitive.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011