Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.
by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.
My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.
by wolfbait51 August 07, 2011
by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011
Hub caps is bro code for a woman's nipples or areolas. The circular nature of the areola along with the central nipple,or "hub",combined with the surrounding nipple bumps (montgomery tubercles or "auxillary nipples") tend to resemble the wheel or hubcap on a truck or car.This illusion is further enhanced if the nipple is pierced with a barbell making it look like a cotter pin in the "hub" place ther to prevent the nipples from flying off during wild,rough sex or exotic dancing. Along this line,puffy nipples could be referred to as "baby moons".
by wolfbait51 January 09, 2011
by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011