wolfbait51's definitions
Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
Get the ball tendingmug. Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.
Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
Get the bobbing for french friesmug. That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.
by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
Get the wedgie pastemug. by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011
Get the doppelwangermug. Fucked-up looking overpriced boots that make the wearer look like a bluejay wearing shotgun shells. AKA- Don't Fuck Me Boots.
by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011
Get the Uggsmug. A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
Get the gummy musketmug. When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"
by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011
Get the wrong holedmug.