fingernail shrapnel

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.
by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
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sway

Sway is everything that swag is plus more.Sway is having swag plus a big hairy pair of balls that sway back and forth when you're struttin' your swag.
Sway is like swag plus or swag 2.0.It's swag except it sway better.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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amateur porn special effects

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.
I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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mullamb

A sheep that has had all of its wool sheared off except for an area on the back of its neck.
As an amusement,a lot of Alabama sheep ranchers shear their sheep in the mullamb style.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.
Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.
by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011
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zit mirror

A make-up mirror of at least 8-X magnification used specifically for popping zits and squeezing blackheads.Usually looks like it hit with a mashed potato grenade.
I like the way my zit mirror makes my zits look like volcanoes.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
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