Definitions by wolfbait51

I borrowed your back brush 

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.

Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.

I borrowed your back brush by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Jap bike 

Refers to a woman who is either ugly or has a shitty reputation that you fuck,just for fun,but you don't want to be seen with by your friends. Analagous to Harley riders who occasionally will ride a Japanese bike as long as nobody sees them.

I picked up this ole Jap bike the other night and made her ride in the car trunk to the motel over in Siler City.After I fucked her,I left her half enough cab fare to get home.

Jap bike by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Olive Garden 

A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.

Olive Garden is so gay.

Olive Garden by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

shit chevron 

A skid mark in your underwear that looks like a sergeant's stripes.(Chevrons). The only feasible explanation for this unusual phenomenon is a cross-crease wedgie combined with a really wet fart.

Judging by the shit chevron in my briefs,I got promoted from crap corporal to shit sergeant.

shit chevron by wolfbait51 May 7, 2011

uni-ass 

When a "nasty in love" couple walks down the street/hallway with a hand in each other's back pocket creating the illusion of two people sharing one ass.

Look at those two rednecks doing the uni-ass. That's so gross.

uni-ass by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

church pew

The WORST place to try and ease out a silient fart.It never works. The solid wood structure and conture of the pew acts like a piano sounding board,amplifying even the slightest whisper fart.

Always sit with a clenched butt on a church pew.

church pew by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

pigeon poop boutonniere 

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

pigeon poop boutonniere by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011