wolfbait51's definitions

Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.

I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.

by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011

Snap-On Tool

A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.

I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

going brown

An environmentally friendly resources conservation measure where the toilet is flushed only after the bowl contains the crap of multiple cable laying sessions. A specific sub-type of "going green".

Going brown could potentially save 150 million gallons of water annually.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

corn titties

Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".

That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

prune belly

The flabby "joey pouch" tummy on a woman who has had many children. Named for the prune-like appearance.

Isn't it disgusting to see a woman with a prune belly in a bikini?

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

fingernail shrapnel

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.

I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011