Definitions by wolfbait51
Norwegian steam engine
This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
Norwegian steam engine by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
porkubine
porkubine by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
mullet over
When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.
mullet over by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
sausage grinder
A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
sausage grinder by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
hair Dickey
Guys that are super hairy and like to display their chest plumage buy unbuttoning their shirts down to their navel or wearing V-neck shirts and it looks like they're wearing a hair turtleneck Dickey. Very common with guidos.
hair Dickey by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
couch sores
Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
couch sores by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011