sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.
As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
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going brown

An environmentally friendly resources conservation measure where the toilet is flushed only after the bowl contains the crap of multiple cable laying sessions. A specific sub-type of "going green".
Going brown could potentially save 150 million gallons of water annually.
by wolfbait51 April 04, 2011
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couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.
My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.
For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas
by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011
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sandpaper pussy

A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt
I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.
I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
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