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High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.
by wiseman July 10, 2006
Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.
by wiseman July 13, 2006
by wiseman July 26, 2006
Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?
by wiseman August 4, 2006
liar,love bitching his "OC-48" connection.(but it is cable connection)and he said that he owns osdatacenter, never seen these kind of motherfuckers
OMFG!i has OC-48 connection!!!!1111oneoneone
by wiseman July 25, 2004
Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!
by wiseman July 11, 2006