wiseman 's definitions

NVA

Non-Value Added. Synonymous with HR

HR is a total NVA department. All they do is screw the people who actually contribute to the bottom line of this company and talk about lunch plans for the next day.

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

wiseman

just shut the fuck up,thx
this event was a period long time ago already,can you please stop bitching about this
i'm not a asshole anymore

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by Wiseman February 27, 2004

VOC

Volatile Organic Compound. Often emitted as gases from solid or liquid compounds, VOC's can come from a variety of sources suchs as paints, cleaning supplies, or certain manufacturing processes.

Bill and Ted didn't realize they could get cancer from the VOC's in the glue they were sniffing.

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

Perak

A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.

I hate working with our maintenance manager, Denny. What a Perak!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

self suck

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.

Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

Tronic

A descriptive term used by youth to describe electronic music almost like edm or similar styles that are approved by hip hop or rap listeners. Some might describe DJ Snake and Lil Jon's iconic Turn Down for What as Tronic. Tronic is a derived from Electronic primarily, but some as myself see it from the words Tonic, Chronic, or Phonic. Tonic as in the drink which is sometimes associated with alcohol as in the drink Gin & Tonic (which Neil Bulson has a perfect description of those who drink those most being hipsterish people) these are the type of people who listen to this type of music regularly. Note: I have no problems with hipsterish people that's just what I've found. Chronic being good weed or something positive so people are calling the thing good. And finally Phonic or basic meaning not really deep or inspiring just hype music that tends to make good cash but not really be remembered as a classic.

This Tronic shit is in feel me?

I Love this Tronic music it goes.
He Mega Tronic lover.

by wiseman September 8, 2015