wiseman 's definitions

mung

A sticky glob of nastiness left on the end of a Louisville Slugger that was roughly inserted into the vagina of a fat sweaty woman for her sexual pleasure.

Dude, did you see the mung left on that bat after he fucked Holly with it? Nasty!

by Wiseman July 7, 2006

blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.

Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

netmanlonghorn

liar,love bitching his "OC-48" connection.(but it is cable connection)and he said that he owns osdatacenter, never seen these kind of motherfuckers

OMFG!i has OC-48 connection!!!!1111oneoneone

by Wiseman July 24, 2004

fluid

Of relating to the Halo player "Fluid"
See: A Trogger

damn man i saw fluid tha other day he is such a bitch

by wiseman February 22, 2005

gag a maggot

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.

1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.

by Wiseman July 17, 2006

Dek Souder

dumbest idiot i ever seen,a fucking moron.pwnex(ed)

old name: DeC

OMFG!!!!I has Windows Longhorn #2078,#4055,#4058,#4065!!!!oneoneone

by Wiseman April 4, 2004