willy's definitions

Lumpin

When you arrive at work the following morning after a night of heavy partying...hair a mess, shirt and pants wrinkled, eyes glassy...basically visually hungover

"Man you are lumpin this morning. How late did you stay at the bar last night?

by Willy June 25, 2003

pimp

people who usually do a lot of girls and have lots of one night stands.

when popular rapers say that they are pimps

by willy April 27, 2004

yoda

a black man's Toyota

Ya nigga Tommy got a phat-ass Yoda wagon with hammers & a rag top.

by Willy October 8, 2003

tea-bagger

The sexual act of dangling the male testicles over the face of the recipient.

Timmy the tea-bagger decided it was time to get personal.

by Willy April 9, 2004

gish

A gish is someone who has sex with his foot

" I admit it...I am a gish"

by Willy February 11, 2005

Can

Another word describing you house or your car.

I will be glad when I get a new can.

by Willy May 25, 2003

PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)

The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.

Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."

by Willy March 21, 2005