butters ting

someone who is quite simply rather unnattractive , usually to the point of a passer-by physically heaving up vomit on seeing such abutters ting
Normal Man: Hey Normal Man2 , look at that butters ting

Nomral Man2: Don't take the piss out of him mate, I think he might have an actual disorder

Butters ting: No , I AM just butters ting

Normal Man3: WTF ! I was actually worried about you and that you were disabled, but you're just butters ting, you fucking fruad

Butters Ting: Hey I'm not asking for any trouble here

Author's final social note on matter:Unfortunately, any person who is butters ting will always be asking for trouble with the face that they possess
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
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beggfreind

I am aware that the Urban Dictionary is socially superior to me, had it been a person. I am also aware that there is no need for me to make up any definitions, mainly because there is 100% NOTHING in it for me, but I obviously hope that people will find me really funny and maybe like me? The only reason I am making this entry is because I want people to like me
Whoever the fuck just wrote that defintion is a real beggfreind man

Even though all of the above comments were said in ironic jest, I am STILL a beggfreind on so many levels for typing this shit and explaining it and even in using MYSELF as the subject of being a beggfreind makes me a beggfreind in itself.
by Willis McGee July 18, 2006
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Tim Kash

1) An emerging slang word for "money", whereby the second part being "Kash" has obvious links to currency. Used mostly in areas of South London where gangsters and normal civiliians alike enjoy giving their money a 'character feel', i.e. by having a full name. Other rival names for money in this sense include Jonny Kash and a more comicalKash Ting Kash

2)(Its history comes from the) MTV presenter who's name is ironically Tim Kash, he is asain and looks like Amir Kahn, some even say he IS Amir Kahn.
Dillan: Hey David, did you buy that Dildo for your Dad yet?

Dwight: LOL, nah David was outta Tim Kash init!

David: Shut up Dwight, I just didn't have time did I, I'll get my Dad a Dildo don't you worry about that. Tim Kash is no problem with me.
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
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cock wagon

a wagon that gladly takes aboard cock / cocks. This insult has two levels, the first being that they are associated with cocks, whilst the second implies that they take on cocks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.

Man1: I would begg it off of anyone, I would even begg it to a cock

Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
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Chode

simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers
Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now
by Willis McGee July 21, 2006
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peeps

ridiculous terminology for "people"

see suicidal vocabulary
James: Hey, I'm jus going to chill with my peeps

Will.i.am: You say what? Do you wanna get a smack in your mouth. There's human beings around us that just heard you say that and I'm associated with you. I ever hear you say that in my presence again its all over I SWEAR DOWN. "peeps" ! you fucking cunt

James: You've shown me the error of my ways and my life threatening choice of words. I can only apologize so much.
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
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Wasteman Official

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed
"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
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