When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
by williet hughnot August 04, 2023
if you are too good for Taco Bell then you can trash the women that internationally famous musicians prefer. otherwise unless u are willing to go as low as low goes stop complaining that they never get with u or anyone who has even one tiny sparkle of class. it’s hoe time
you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick
you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right
you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick
you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right
by williet hughnot January 05, 2020
my
Body Impresses Me
not to be confused with Body Mass Index which is an antiquated measure of health used by fat-shamers and the health elite to basically make everyone envy those (them) who were pretty much by genetics alone gifted great metabolism and an ability to utilize their insulin without interference by environmental disruptors. And by privilege probably able to stay in great shape having more money and time. And need I add it’s been proven many highly desirable individuals BMI is not even close to ideal range.
also not to be interchanged with Balls In Mouth
which could also be another meaning of bim
Body Impresses Me
not to be confused with Body Mass Index which is an antiquated measure of health used by fat-shamers and the health elite to basically make everyone envy those (them) who were pretty much by genetics alone gifted great metabolism and an ability to utilize their insulin without interference by environmental disruptors. And by privilege probably able to stay in great shape having more money and time. And need I add it’s been proven many highly desirable individuals BMI is not even close to ideal range.
also not to be interchanged with Balls In Mouth
which could also be another meaning of bim
doctor: obesity is a number one health priority, how could you let yourself descend into this lowly state!!
fitness expert and nutritionist: my lucky genes and money give me the right to lob unsolicited condescending tips to you on your weight
that bitch: oh woe is me, my bim is high!! my body impresses me
fitness expert and nutritionist: my lucky genes and money give me the right to lob unsolicited condescending tips to you on your weight
that bitch: oh woe is me, my bim is high!! my body impresses me
by williet hughnot January 30, 2020
think statue of liberty except this bitch lies in wait behind the drapes of your bedroom. Instead of a lamp torch she holds a Thor-like hammer which she wields with righteous vindictive justice. She emerges from the shadows after watching you sleep and strikes when you least expect and just keeps coming
by williet hughnot August 16, 2020
Female Rage. That's it. All women have these, you just need to go get them, re-discover them, at some point you better go get your black pearls, fasten them gently around your neck, and let's fucking go. Black pearls is a representation of female rage. Get it, instead of clutching your iridescent mother-of-pearl Stepford pearls, you are going goth, you are resisting. Non-conformity. A subtle threat against the enabler establishment and predominant male-dominated paradigm.
Kitty (Musician): "Under the trees, I found a box of black pearls. I couldn't believe that it could change our known world. Under the stars one night I opened it up the box and your voice remembering who tf she is; a dark force came pouring out like old. As silent as the whisper in the wind rage Lonely words were hovering within. If I ever let the darkness come alive rage I swear I wont be turning round. If I ever let the darkness come alive I swear that I wont turn around. We found a perfect system to replace all our worn out sins. Turn around I feel you near.
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
by williet hughnot February 14, 2025
The one guy you can never say with honesty that you are over. He was hot, he offed you for a hosebeast, he definitely has regrets—or should. You showed up and shoved off because men can’t treat us that way and live. Nonetheless, he is a part of your romantic timeline. As Elle Woods dismisses her case of infatuation at the end of Legally Blond, bonehead doesn’t get a bone.
Sandy: when you gonna date again
Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens
Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens
by williet hughnot September 03, 2023
Adjective: No mercy.
Karate Kid dojo led by the Sensei who didn’t teach the students that karate was for self defense only.
Karate Kid dojo led by the Sensei who didn’t teach the students that karate was for self defense only.
Red Maga hat: Special Council Jack Smith just got Trumps Twitter DMs. !!
Blue Sky hippie: He went Cobra Kai man after the whole Pete Strzok texts incident, that was way harsh.
Blue Sky hippie: He went Cobra Kai man after the whole Pete Strzok texts incident, that was way harsh.
by williet hughnot August 22, 2023