a term used in the eighties and nineties when techno (electronic music) was mainly something the Europeans and foreign exchange students were into, or the international students. the only place American youth were exposed to techno music at that time were at clubs that teenagers had to use fake IDs to get into, that were either thrown up warehouses where you could still smell the chipboard, or four-level cigar-smoke filled buildings in downtown DC named “Z Club” or Baltimore “Egypt” nothing in between.
eurotrash were the international guys who tumbled into the club or local mall out of a smoke filled yugo, van or delorian-nothing in between. unmistakable the vehicles were lit with neon trim, were often stacked with car stereos and booming electronic music. commonly with at least one friend with a German or Indian accent, signature heavy cologne and offering drugs unknown at the time in the US, at least one of these guys would have been hot if not for hanging with at least one guy way to old for the scene who was abjectly creepy and awkward.
eurotrash were the international guys who tumbled into the club or local mall out of a smoke filled yugo, van or delorian-nothing in between. unmistakable the vehicles were lit with neon trim, were often stacked with car stereos and booming electronic music. commonly with at least one friend with a German or Indian accent, signature heavy cologne and offering drugs unknown at the time in the US, at least one of these guys would have been hot if not for hanging with at least one guy way to old for the scene who was abjectly creepy and awkward.
club girls: guys finish your cigarettes, purple haze and wine coolers, I think it’s late enough to go in
eurotrash pull up: cough cough, heleuuu. how are you fine ladies, see you in there yeah
girls: I bet they got moves though
eurotrash pull up: cough cough, heleuuu. how are you fine ladies, see you in there yeah
girls: I bet they got moves though
by williet hughnot January 27, 2020
when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps
queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
by williet hughnot September 02, 2020
aka the side-buoy (pronounced “boo wee”) burger, sweep the floor, whatta whoppa moppaburger, huffs burger, bug Mack baywash slider.
so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.
this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.
this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
by williet hughnot December 15, 2020
when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.
Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
by williet hughnot January 09, 2020
someone with whom you are previously unfamiliar make the news for a brave or heroic act. This act moves you to such an extent that you furiously search them down in Instagram the next chance you get and like the fuck out of their pics, provide hands up emoji comments, go mercenary and shout down a few trolls while you are there and thrust yourself into any controversial fray. maybe even giving the person a merit follow. check them on Wikipedia first to make sure they dont wear fur etc
girl: ugh, I just read on page 6 how she stood up to that awful mans even when she knew he’d come after her!
other girl: I know, I just gave her some track down ig love bitch
other girl: I know, I just gave her some track down ig love bitch
by williet hughnot December 19, 2019
playing in background at dive bar: glory days they will pass you by glory days...
drunk guy at bar: yeah i lost a few in the midst of the cornucopia I guess... being captain of the football team it was like that man. understandably they all wanted me
woman in ear shot: previously
drunk guy at bar: yeah i lost a few in the midst of the cornucopia I guess... being captain of the football team it was like that man. understandably they all wanted me
woman in ear shot: previously
by williet hughnot December 19, 2019
when you finally get a good angle, lighting and do not look at all fat resulting in a great selfie. you use this selfie at least 5+ times on your social media with different filters, layouts and staging. you falsely joke to your followers that it’s the last post with that selfie but it isn’t. it’s the overburn, you even send it in dms to fake ig personas. only results in one of about every 200 photos on average.
girl: I love this selfie, I’m going to create a layout with it surrounded by stipple so I can use it as a profile pic
everyone: you’ve used that pic 8 times and it’s from last summer. also, you clipped off your body and it’s very deceptive
girl: I don’t have time to stage another selfie right now
everyone: great another reshuffled post with the overburn photo we love it so much keep them coming
everyone: you’ve used that pic 8 times and it’s from last summer. also, you clipped off your body and it’s very deceptive
girl: I don’t have time to stage another selfie right now
everyone: great another reshuffled post with the overburn photo we love it so much keep them coming
by williet hughnot January 01, 2020