Definitions by williet hughnot
ok Jodeci
when bands or DJs try way too hard and try to be all cool and arrogant and above everyone and think they came up with this novel idea to use parts of each of their names as their group name.
vocalist: ok guys we can use the “LO” from my name Louis
bassist: fine, use the end piece of my last name “Berthelot”
Al the drummer: ok Jodeci whatevs
Sergio the guitarist: ...maybe use the “SER” ??!!
manager: you guys we have something really novel here, I think we could go with it
bassist: fine, use the end piece of my last name “Berthelot”
Al the drummer: ok Jodeci whatevs
Sergio the guitarist: ...maybe use the “SER” ??!!
manager: you guys we have something really novel here, I think we could go with it
ok Jodeci by williet hughnot January 25, 2020
ho bags
when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.
Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
ho bags by williet hughnot January 9, 2020
Grade D
if you are too good for Taco Bell then you can trash the women that internationally famous musicians prefer. otherwise unless u are willing to go as low as low goes stop complaining that they never get with u or anyone who has even one tiny sparkle of class. it’s hoe time
you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick
you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right
you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick
you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right
Grade D by williet hughnot January 5, 2020
370HSSV
370HSSV by williet hughnot January 5, 2020
overburn
when you finally get a good angle, lighting and do not look at all fat resulting in a great selfie. you use this selfie at least 5+ times on your social media with different filters, layouts and staging. you falsely joke to your followers that it’s the last post with that selfie but it isn’t. it’s the overburn, you even send it in dms to fake ig personas. only results in one of about every 200 photos on average.
girl: I love this selfie, I’m going to create a layout with it surrounded by stipple so I can use it as a profile pic
everyone: you’ve used that pic 8 times and it’s from last summer. also, you clipped off your body and it’s very deceptive
girl: I don’t have time to stage another selfie right now
everyone: great another reshuffled post with the overburn photo we love it so much keep them coming
everyone: you’ve used that pic 8 times and it’s from last summer. also, you clipped off your body and it’s very deceptive
girl: I don’t have time to stage another selfie right now
everyone: great another reshuffled post with the overburn photo we love it so much keep them coming
overburn by williet hughnot January 1, 2020
punt
1. when you are on 3 out of 4 chances (downs) in football. your team has the ball and you want to score a touchdown. you have 4 total chances to go 10 yards. if you do, you get 4 more chances (back to first down)!! you can get closer to the goal line! if you don’t the other team gets the ball, right there. so, maybe with your last attempt you kick it as far back as you can to put space between the other team and their goal - that’s a punt. sure, its a good bet. but, if you only have like, one yard left, maybe you take the chance and go for it. going for it is the opposite of punting, it’s the opposite, going for it, get it. teams that go for it make the game exciting
2. derogatory name for a guy who leads someone on then pusses out because, he doesn’t want to try that hard. he knows he’ll get the ball back eventually. he’ll try again then.
2. derogatory name for a guy who leads someone on then pusses out because, he doesn’t want to try that hard. he knows he’ll get the ball back eventually. he’ll try again then.
football guy: they are stopping us at every attempt! we need 16 yards to the next first down and we’re ahead by 30 points
offense coach: bring out the kicker it’s a punt
dude: joe has it in the bag with that girl, he gives her all kind of presents, takes her on dates, even serenaded her at the pep rally
other dude: nah dog, he lost interest and now he likes sally
that girl to her friends: joe you stupid punt
offense coach: bring out the kicker it’s a punt
dude: joe has it in the bag with that girl, he gives her all kind of presents, takes her on dates, even serenaded her at the pep rally
other dude: nah dog, he lost interest and now he likes sally
that girl to her friends: joe you stupid punt
punt by williet hughnot December 30, 2019
previously
playing in background at dive bar: glory days they will pass you by glory days...
drunk guy at bar: yeah i lost a few in the midst of the cornucopia I guess... being captain of the football team it was like that man. understandably they all wanted me
woman in ear shot: previously
drunk guy at bar: yeah i lost a few in the midst of the cornucopia I guess... being captain of the football team it was like that man. understandably they all wanted me
woman in ear shot: previously
previously by williet hughnot December 19, 2019