Corrector

That one person who has to correct everybody on their grammar, spelling, pronunciation of words or any trivial fact that may be off by 1%. We all know and have this person in our lives.

As Jerry was telling us about tomorrow's weather forecast, the Corrector said it called for rain 25% not 20% as Jerry stated earlier.

by will bitten November 30, 2017

Rotten Molars

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash

Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!

by will bitten October 02, 2016

Churchill Face

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Mash the Drain

When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.

"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."

by will bitten October 06, 2016

1000 RPM

When you fuck a woman on Red Bull like a jack rabbit

Dude took Rosa to the bedroom and went 1000 RPM on her Pussy!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

Guzzlina

A chick that can pound down or shotgun a beer faster than any guy could imagine.

Rachel had 3 Tall Boys down her throat before Dean cracked open his first. She was a fuckin' GuzzlIna!!!

by will bitten March 23, 2017

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016