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Definitions by will bitten

Drunk Plans 

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.
Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!
Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017

Do Mo Toast 

When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .
I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.
Do Mo Toast by will bitten August 19, 2017

Rephrase yourself 

When someone is talking shit and needs a reality check.
Mark was spewing garbage about shit he knew nothing about . Dude you need to Rephrase Yourself.
Rephrase yourself by will bitten August 18, 2017

Dick Binge 

When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.
Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!
Dick Binge by will bitten August 17, 2017

Chum Bucket 

When a girl menstruates in the pool, lake or any body of water.
Dude #1 " What the fuck is that red shit in the Pool?"
Dude#2 " Oh some chick is on the rag."
Dude#1 " Get her the fuck out! That Chum Bucket might attract a Shark!"
Chum Bucket by will bitten July 23, 2017

Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.
Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!
Fecalangelo by will bitten July 22, 2017

Slot Diaper 

What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.
Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.
Slot Diaper by will bitten June 6, 2017