will bitten's definitions

Churchill Face

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Teeth Optional

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.

by will bitten September 20, 2017

Dick Binge

When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.

Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!

by will bitten August 17, 2017

Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 7, 2017

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016