Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

by will bitten October 09, 2016

Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

by will bitten October 26, 2017

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

by will bitten April 21, 2018

Jesus Gypsy

When a person attends Sunday Church Service and passes off the Collection Plate without putting a cent on it thus receiving a sermon for free like a dirty Gypsy.

Reverend Sharpton was preaching up a storm as the Collection Plate was getting full with $20 bills. Ol' Otis just dished it off to the next person without even blinking twice. Everyone knows he's a Jesus Gypsy and won't drop a dime.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Dissed by a Biggun

When You are turned down by the biggest girl of the night at a bar.

Rocco wanted to get with the big girl . Sharika wanted none of this. At the end of the night dude was Dissed By a Biggun

by will bitten June 01, 2017

Do Mo Toast

When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .

I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.

by will bitten August 19, 2017

Nolimbpics

Another name for the Paralympics or Invictus Games where athletes compete with missing body parts.

Cam competed as a swimmer. He had no legs but still came in 4th place at the Nolimbpics.

by will bitten September 27, 2017