will bitten's definitions

Tat Knuck

A person who has letters tattooed on their knuckles that may or may not form a word.

This Tat Knuck fuck was making my Shwarma and I saw Love and Hate on each hand. Dude decide.

by will bitten May 26, 2018

LuluLemonade

When an obese woman is trying to exercise in LuluLemon pants and it creates a giant wet stain down the crack of her ass.

"This 300lb woman was in front of me at the gym stretching and I noticed her ass sweating so much she had LuluLemonade!"

by will bitten October 9, 2016

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

by will bitten August 26, 2017

Rotten Molars

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash

Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!

by will bitten October 2, 2016

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Deaf Jam

Having a sign language rap battle.

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Drunk Plans

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017