will bitten's definitions

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Deaf Jam

Having a sign language rap battle.

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Drunk Plans

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

Allahtosis

When ISIS is talking shit with their propaganda.

The only way to rid the world of
Allahtosis is to gargle on hot death

by will bitten January 5, 2017

Slurpindickular

When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.

Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.

by will bitten October 4, 2018

A little AIDS

A term someone would say to lose weight without putting in the effort of exercising.

"Fuck my highschool reunion is coming up in 2 months. I should hit the treadmill but I don't like sweating. I wish I had a little AIDS"

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Cabeeb

Assuming that every Cab Driver who is Middle Eastern has the first name of Habeeb/Habib. The word is a combination of Cab and first name.

I grabbed a Taxi and Cabeeb took me downtown.

by will bitten October 10, 2016