Nolimbpics

Another name for the Paralympics or Invictus Games where athletes compete with missing body parts.

Cam competed as a swimmer. He had no legs but still came in 4th place at the Nolimbpics.

by will bitten September 27, 2017

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Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

by will bitten April 21, 2018

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Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

by will bitten October 09, 2016

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Jesus Gypsy

When a person attends Sunday Church Service and passes off the Collection Plate without putting a cent on it thus receiving a sermon for free like a dirty Gypsy.

Reverend Sharpton was preaching up a storm as the Collection Plate was getting full with $20 bills. Ol' Otis just dished it off to the next person without even blinking twice. Everyone knows he's a Jesus Gypsy and won't drop a dime.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

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Slurpindickular

When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.

Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.

by will bitten October 04, 2018

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