Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

by will bitten October 29, 2017

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

LuluLemonade

When an obese woman is trying to exercise in LuluLemon pants and it creates a giant wet stain down the crack of her ass.

"This 300lb woman was in front of me at the gym stretching and I noticed her ass sweating so much she had LuluLemonade!"

by will bitten October 09, 2016

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

by will bitten August 26, 2017

Rephrase yourself

When someone is talking shit and needs a reality check.

Mark was spewing garbage about shit he knew nothing about . Dude you need to Rephrase Yourself.

by will bitten August 18, 2017

Rotten Molars

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash

Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!

by will bitten October 02, 2016

Tat Knuck

A person who has letters tattooed on their knuckles that may or may not form a word.

This Tat Knuck fuck was making my Shwarma and I saw Love and Hate on each hand. Dude decide.

by will bitten May 26, 2018