will bitten's definitions

Rim Wrangler

A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.

"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"

by will bitten October 10, 2016

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

Going Cosby

When someone places roofies in women's drinks.

"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"

by will bitten December 3, 2016

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

Cock Chameleon

A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .

Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.

by will bitten December 19, 2016