Definitions by will bitten

Betty the Yeti

A term given to a woman with very hairy forearms, sideburns and a 5 O'Clock shadow on the upper lip. God only knows what lies underneath the clothing.

I saw a woman with a full on goatee. Betty the Yeti must have the day off from the Circus Freakshow.

Betty the Yeti by will bitten October 20, 2017

Scuzzage 

A term to describe the total amount of nasty, filthy, pick legged skid looking douchebag guys a woman has slept with that alot of people are privy to.

The new boy at the Club was warned not to go over to Juanita. This girl's Scuzzage was off the chart for any half decent guy to handle.

Scuzzage by will bitten October 7, 2017

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

Nolimbpics 

Another name for the Paralympics or Invictus Games where athletes compete with missing body parts.

Cam competed as a swimmer. He had no legs but still came in 4th place at the Nolimbpics.

Nolimbpics by will bitten September 26, 2017

Hot Tot 

A term describing a child left unattended in a vehicle with windows up in 120 degree weather. Usually the Mom is inside the Casino.

The Police had to smash the window of a 1985 Civic to save the sweaty and crying Hot Tot inside.

Hot Tot by will bitten September 22, 2017

Teeth Optional 

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.

Teeth Optional by will bitten September 20, 2017

Tittie Shirt 

A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.

Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!

Tittie Shirt by will bitten September 19, 2017