Definitions by will

cousin tex 

Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."

Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.

cousin tex by Will April 21, 2005

in crutches 

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

The joke had them all in crutches.

in crutches by Will April 21, 2005

Masked Marvel Jr. 

Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.

Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.

Masked Marvel Jr. by Will April 21, 2005

heat up the pan 

to intensify something

"The troops are in place,General, now its time to heat up the pan."

heat up the pan by will April 17, 2005

gatti 

good pizza,or bread sticks,the "best pizza in town"

lets order some gatti

gatti by will April 17, 2005

isla vista 

A town in NW Santa Barbara, adjacent to UCSB, where college students go buck wild.

I am going to Isla Vista so that I can get wasted, find a bitch on DP, and get layed. I'll wake up the next morning with a STD.

isla vista by Will April 14, 2005

ba dunk a dunk 

ass so wide you can see it from the front

your mom's fat jelly ass

ba dunk a dunk by Will April 13, 2005