295 definitions by will

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

by will April 8, 2003

weeder

the water left over in your bong weed+ watter

i drank all the weeder from my bong and i got messed up

by will August 11, 2004

Newfie Donut

Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.

A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.

His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.

by will December 8, 2004

tranceaddict

A 1337 person who 120X012Z J03 n00b.
Also, a person who is a member of www.tranceaddict.com - the website that invented the wtf symbol and other such 1337 things that are now commonplace in the intranet.

That tranceaddict sure set me straight... when i said dj. sammy roxord he said "wtf? you n00b..."

by will March 15, 2005

Xeus

Teh alpha, teh omega, teh Xeus, Weee bish!

Xeus plays online games and kills me lots!

by will February 9, 2005

crud

Database access terminology - create, read, update and delete

The data access layer framework that has been developed can be used for typical CRUD work.

by will July 7, 2003

ko

totally intoxicated
unable to stand / speak
short for "knocked out"

that boy drank too much - he's k.o.

by will December 11, 2003