An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018
by whooer's your daddy February 01, 2023
Annie said she saw you last week. She said your Anniehilation tattoo made her feel uncomfortable. Because it said “Anniehilation”.
by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019
Skinny Chloe’s still back there, rubbin and twistin up a storm. Girl’s gotta get her shownips on. Specially a little girl like that! How else these fools gonna know she got titties at all?
by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018
In my world "unclap" refers to when you silently place your hands together and then abruptly separate your palms (as if suddenly measuring a fish) in an attempt to acoustically cancel out, or subtract, absorb, suck up, cause destructive interference with, or simply detract from other people's mindless clapping. For bad regional theater. For someone's mediocre child blowing on a hokey old noisemaker. Most of all, we do it for when others clap strictly out of habit. Unclapping is the less athletic version of a a standing ovation protest. I.e. when a lot of idiots give a standing ovation to a single idiot, and in order to prevent the idiot from thinking they deserve it, you lay with your back on your theater seat, with your head toward the floor and your feet in the air. It's awkward and often causes a stir, what with your feet hitting the faces of the overjoyed. But it says clearly, "I'm not standing for this! I hold fast against your joy! I would fold my arms resolutely but then I'd slide out of this chair onto my head!" Think on that, celebrators of mediocrity. Go unclap yourself!
I searched Urban Dictionary for the word "unclap", and finding nothing, I defined the word. Only to discover later that someone had already defined "unclapping". Nice search engine, Urban Dictionary.
by whooer's your daddy September 06, 2019
When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.
Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.
by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017
A sly way to say both twat and cunt at the same time. Lame variations include “kwat” and “tunt”.
Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.
Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.
Your kuat seems to have left a coating of cottage cheese on my penis. Maybe it’s time to see the doctor? No? You’re right, just eat more yogurt. I can put up with the smell. This erection can take it. My erection is like London in World War II. Gritty and resilient.
by whooer's your daddy October 19, 2018