Unclap

In my world "unclap" refers to when you silently place your hands together and then abruptly separate your palms (as if suddenly measuring a fish) in an attempt to acoustically cancel out, or subtract, absorb, suck up, cause destructive interference with, or simply detract from other people's mindless clapping. For bad regional theater. For someone's mediocre child blowing on a hokey old noisemaker. Most of all, we do it for when others clap strictly out of habit. Unclapping is the less athletic version of a a standing ovation protest. I.e. when a lot of idiots give a standing ovation to a single idiot, and in order to prevent the idiot from thinking they deserve it, you lay with your back on your theater seat, with your head toward the floor and your feet in the air. It's awkward and often causes a stir, what with your feet hitting the faces of the overjoyed. But it says clearly, "I'm not standing for this! I hold fast against your joy! I would fold my arms resolutely but then I'd slide out of this chair onto my head!" Think on that, celebrators of mediocrity. Go unclap yourself!

I searched Urban Dictionary for the word "unclap", and finding nothing, I defined the word. Only to discover later that someone had already defined "unclapping". Nice search engine, Urban Dictionary.

by whooer's your daddy September 6, 2019

Unclasibile

A situation that is extremely awkward and the people are trying to make it somehow less uncomfortable but failing (mostly because of one person who wouldn't even try). Very cringey at the same time. Usually used to talk about people with a dry personality.

That FaceTime call was so unclasibile.
She is so dry that talking to her is always unclasibile.

by #CancelSchool December 29, 2020

unclassified

When a person acts inappropriately, as if to have "no class", and news of these acts are distributed throughout the media without being filtered to the general public. The term takes on a deeper meaning if the acts are done by a government employee.

Bill Clinton was so unclassified when he slept with that intern.

Anthony Weiner sent many unclassified texts to women.

by DC Derailleurs August 20, 2013

unflappable

Someone who is not easily disturbed or deterred, and will typically excel under pressure/have calmness in a crisis.

The college scout knew she was unflappable when she kept her composure, and lead the team to victory in the final seconds of the big game.

by PRLB July 22, 2016

uncapslock

Noun; The act of changing a word from uppercase to lowercase

You could uncapslock that sentence by changing HELLO to hello

by Dylana November 3, 2009

Unclaimed Generation

The generation which aren’t 90s kids, don’t relate to the 2000s kids but are far from the jake paul generation. Kid born from October 2002 to April 2004(no earlier or later) aren’t claimed by the older generation but are to distant too the younger generation. They know all the 2000s kids trends yet they’re unclaimed. So here you are you little nickers, you’re just your own generation.

My sister was born in July of 2003, she’s splat bang in the middle of the unclaimed generation.

by vinesdeadhun June 22, 2018

Unclaimed

This is a band in Tallahassee, Florida, which consists of four homosexuals, whom all enjoy wearing tight pants, v necks, long hair, talking like bitches, playing power chords, and being repetitive. Here are some famous Unclaimed quotes.

"Every music is repetitive"

"Sounds like someone has on the delay pedal"

"Does Kinkos do album covers?"

"We need to sell 1000 albums."

"I prefer my women to have heads the size of baseballs."

"I like taking it up the ass."

One member of the band even represents Florida, by getting an outline of the state, tattooed, on his chest. Here are some quotes from him.

"It was 200 dollars, but my mom paid for it."

Unclaimed's major audience, are 14 year old christian girls, who will never put out, and are also very unattractive. But that's fine, because those guys are gay.

"Hey man, have you seen Unclaimed live?"

"Why would I? All it is, is a huge sodomizing party, with power chords, and shitty guitar."

"Yeah, for sure."

by Nathan Johnson/Awesome May 16, 2009