14 definitions by what

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by what March 25, 2005

dirty mehdi

Directly after blowing your load into her you pull out and pour a fresh cup of coffee in her and watch as the cream mixes with the coffee for the best damn cup of joe you have ever had.

"I gave her a dirty mehdi before work to start my day off right."

by what April 16, 2020

T.I.P.S

Troubles Isssues Problems

Everybody have them.

by what February 14, 2005

lizzie mcguire

No good. Noooooh good.

by what September 20, 2003

Roacher

A poorly executed piece of humor; A failed attempt at making one's peers enjoy your company.

"David pulled a Roacher whilst telling everyone about his trip to camp."; "Man, you just pulled a real Roacher"

by what October 15, 2004

Roacher

An ill-advised story told in a situation that almost guarantees a lawsuit.

"We all try to nail the deaf chicks." "I can't believe you said that, Roacher!"

by what October 15, 2004

edgy

being edgy is like trying to spread cancer with your words and your appearance

Kid a: How's life?
Edgy kid: Horrible, i have to live because of life
Kid a: Wow that's deep
Edgy kid: 12 INCHES DEEP INSIDE OF YOUR MOM!

by what December 8, 2016