64 definitions by wes

FUF

A person's ability to royally fuck up a situation. Also known as the "fuck up factor"

Deonte's FUF was huge on monday night

by wes February 24, 2005

sofi

The most beautiful & kind girl in the world.

Is that who I think it is? There goes Sofi!

by wes April 26, 2005

Crush

Sex. Intercourse.

Dude, I would so like to crush her.

Did you crush it?

I'd crush it.

by wes August 20, 2003

chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004

run up in

1. anal sex

2. looking dishoveled, messy, tired, unruly

"I'm trying to stay out of jail so I never get run up in."

or

"Why did you come to work lookin' all run up in."

or

"I thought she was cute, but when I got closer she looked all run up in."

by wes August 20, 2003

crease

to irritate or annoy

It really creases me when selfish jerks cut the ticket line at the movies.

by wes October 26, 2003

dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

by wes April 21, 2007