wes's definitions

slankage

The phenomenon that occurs when a man's testicles become sweaty and stick to the side of his leg.

Yo, I've got some mad slankage going on.

by Wes February 3, 2003

shave it

The act of a female using some type of razor to whack off the bush that grows between her legs.

Dang! After muff diving that chick, I pulled 7 hairs from my teeth! She definatley needs to shave it.

by Wes November 11, 2003

smackdoo

A nice pussy.....generally shaved, tight, and hopefully not connected to a nasty slut

That girl had some smackdoo, so me and the boys and I ran a train.....

by Wes November 14, 2004

I Lub Joo

Steve's Love For Us

I Lub Joo Collin!

by Wes February 16, 2003

philosophy

Logical reasoning to determine nature of reality, basis for all truth including science and the scientific method. All fact and scientific conclusions must square with philosophical reasoning.

That conclusion can't be right because philosophically it is illogical

by wes July 24, 2003

crease

to irritate or annoy

It really creases me when selfish jerks cut the ticket line at the movies.

by Wes October 26, 2003

botard

A redneck retard

A redneck is a bo. So a redneck retard is a botard.

by Wes March 30, 2004