wes's definitions

the guy

the guy is a pot smoking mushroom popping beer slamming acid dropping chiller

wow the new kid just pulled a guy

by wes March 3, 2005

framastat

Framastat: Any or all pieces of a contraption of any type that you do not know what it really is.

Hey dad, what's that next to the spark plug? That would be the framastat little Billy.

by Wes August 11, 2004

kung fu

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu

Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D

by Wes September 5, 2003

Geoshitties

Stupid fucking website hosting place with stupid ugly crap.

Fuck Geoshitties!

by Wes September 6, 2003

chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004

eyejob

To "skeet skeet" into ones eyes.

My girlfriend wanted a hot eyejob, so 'eye' gave one to her!

by Wes January 25, 2005

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005