emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes May 01, 2005

botard

A redneck retard

A redneck is a bo. So a redneck retard is a botard.

by Wes March 31, 2004

kung fu

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu

Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D

by Wes September 06, 2003

flavored

distracted, preoccupied, generally out-of-it, not lucid

After remaining awake for 36 hours straight to cover an extra shift in the ER, the flavored young doctor crashed on the break room couch.

by Wes October 26, 2003

whadadillieyo

whats up?

Whadadillieyo? how u been?

by wes March 13, 2003

smackdoo

A nice pussy.....generally shaved, tight, and hopefully not connected to a nasty slut

That girl had some smackdoo, so me and the boys and I ran a train.....

by Wes November 15, 2004

NORML

The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws. One of the best non-profit groups in the county dedicated to stopping the prosecution of marijuana users. NORML seeks the decriminalization of marijuana in order to take it off the street and away from criminals. An organization dedicated to protecting the American citizen. Join your local chapter.

www.norml.org

"I'm NORML."
"NORML is kick ass."

by Wes March 10, 2005