strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003

SUPERNACULUM

literally, "to the last drop." to drink to the last drop.

When I was a young buck, I could put away the beer. Shit, I used to drink supernaculum.

by weave September 22, 2003

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003

TITSOON

A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)

Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!

by weave November 22, 2003

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by weave July 11, 2003

DIRT SLEEVE

the asshole

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!

by weave November 10, 2003