weave's definitions

POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT

to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.

As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!

by weave November 1, 2003

bic / bicced / biccing

to shave one's head down to the skin as with a razor blade.

Last night, he bicced his head down to bare metal!

by weave March 18, 2003

FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.

At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.

by weave September 22, 2003

BABY GRAVY

jism; sperm.

I ejaculated a quart and a half of baby gravy within the confines of her love canal.

by weave April 2, 2003

SIGNIFICANT UDDER

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.

Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.

by weave September 20, 2003

ALAMODALITY

being in vogue, fashionable nature.

The fag was the unequivocal personification of alamodality.

by weave September 22, 2003

SACOFRICOSIS

the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."

Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.

by weave September 17, 2003