weave's definitions

BDOLOTIC

displaying a propensity toward flatulatory episodes; prone to farting.

As I consumed the kidney beans, I became progressively more bdolotic as the night went on.

by weave September 17, 2003

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by weave August 22, 2003

LINT TRAP

the upper crack of the arse, usually visible when one's trousers are descending off the hip, which is readily accessible to the accumulation of lint and other undesirable particulate.

When I bent over to fix the sink, my wife informed me that my lint trap was highly visible, and that aside from the lint that I was packing, that I ought to reconsider going into the bathroom and wiping my ass another 7 times.

by weave August 12, 2003

SMELLFUNGUS

a person who bitches, pisses and moans, and gripes about absolutely everything.

My wife was the quintessential smellfungus. No matter what I did or said, nothing was good enough. She was on me like a June bug on a porch light.

by weave September 22, 2003

tizzun

a racially offensive term for a black person. NOTE: this is another word with hundreds of spellings, or should I say misspellings. This is the ONLY correct spelling...take heed!

Please refrain from using the term "tizzun," and other racially insensitive epithets.

by weave March 18, 2003

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003