Definitions by weasel990

Syphorrhea 

A condition where a person has syphilis and gonnorhea at the same time

Stay away from that whore , she's got syphorrhea.

Syphorrhea by Weasel990 August 4, 2017

porkulate 

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Constipationalist 

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

Constipationalist by weasel990 June 22, 2013

PMF 

PMF- is short for post meal farting.

After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.

PMF by weasel990 October 7, 2010

barnisseur 

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

barnisseur by weasel990 October 7, 2010

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

irritable bow-wow syndrome by weasel990 July 11, 2010

Hershey remnants 

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

Hershey remnants by weasel990 July 11, 2010