piglingual

One who is fluent in pig latin

Fred watched the 3 stooges and when he heard them speak pig latin he was so impressed that he practiced and practiced until he became piglingual.

by weasel990 July 31, 2009

barnisseur

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

by weasel990 October 07, 2010

PMF

PMF- is short for post meal farting.

After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.

by weasel990 October 07, 2010

polydictorian

Schools have always had the top student give a speech to the graduating class and this person is called a valedictorian. Schools are now allowing multiple students with top grades to address the graduating class- these people are polydictorians (i.e one school with 175 graduates had 14 valedictorians)

Fred was dissapointed when he was moved to position of polydictorian rather than valedictorian when 12 other classmates attained the same grade point average that he had.

by weasel990 May 22, 2009

Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

by weasel990 June 22, 2013

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010

Hershey remnants

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.

I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010