waterdude125's definitions

kawkward

kinky+awkward=KAWKWARD

You are crouched on the floor and your your friend walks up to you.Their junk is right in your face.
KAWKWARD!!!

by waterdude125 January 2, 2011

Novelty Account

A unique account only used when the username goes along with the response.Usually only used once.(Originated on Reddit)

username: potatoshmotato
That's what she said.
username: Novelty-Account
Hey,use a novelty account.
username: Thats-what-she-said
Already on it.

by waterdude125 February 18, 2011

half-speak

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.

I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.

by waterdude125 June 23, 2011

J.E.R.K.

Junior
Educated
Rich
Kid

Douchebag:Hey,you're C.O.O.L.
Awesome:No,I'm a J.E.R.K.!

by waterdude125 March 30, 2011

mon mon mon

Throwing up. Opposite of nom nom nom.

Ugh this is disgusting... i think im gunna.... MON MON MON!!!

by waterdude125 July 8, 2010

Alot

The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)

I like this Alot more.

by waterdude125 July 6, 2011

catfish

Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.

Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!

by waterdude125 September 2, 2010