war-n's definitions

organic communication

taking the time to speak to someone face to face instead of telling them via text.

organic communication motherfucker! say that shit to my face!

by war-n January 18, 2015

review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.

"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"

by war-n March 13, 2019

irrefutable witness

The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.

"They said I did what?? Take a long look at the footage from my irrefutable witness son son, that's all straight bull shee-it."
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"

by war-n January 6, 2019

whoopi the hutt

The gurgling, chuckling, shuffling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”

“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flopping on the screen!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI YOU FUCKING HUTT!!!!

“Did you hear that ignorant-ass Whoopi the Hutt yesterday?!?!???”

by war-n November 20, 2021

headsupdate

When keeping someone up-to-date on a situation also involves alerting them to an upcoming development.

BLUE?!?! It's halfway done and now they want it to be blue? Thanks for the headsupdate DICK!

"YO! Headsupdate! She knows and is lookin for your ass right now!"

"Here's a Headsupdate for y'all, shit's gettin real outside!"

by war-n October 9, 2020

whoopi the hutt

The chuckling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”

“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flooping on the screen.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI!”

by war-n November 19, 2021

tangible environmentalism

Improving the environment in ways that are readily apparent to the average person.

"I'm stuck in traffic burning gasoline going nowhere because you are concerned about the rainforest? Why don't you pick up that trash you're stepping over and do some TANGIBLE environmentalism ASSHOLE!!"

by war-n April 19, 2020