clamstance

the position a woman takes, (when viewed from behind) that allows one to view the shiloutte of her vagina between her thigh gap. usually clothed, often swimwear.
god damn man i'm tryin to be good but that bitch got mad clamstance, hard to resist.
yeah man, that thing lookin like the baldest clam ever but you can smell it from here.
i'll just keep an eye on it then.
aight.
by war-n August 27, 2017
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organic communication

taking the time to speak to someone face to face instead of telling them via text.
organic communication motherfucker! say that shit to my face!
by war-n January 19, 2015
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Yoke of Shame

The lifelong burden you bear as a testament to your misguided behavior.
“that’s gonna hang on you bro. heavy is your Yoke of Shame”
by war-n August 12, 2022
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irrefutable witness

The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.
"They said I did what?? Take a long look at the footage from my irrefutable witness son son, that's all straight bull shee-it."
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"
by war-n January 07, 2019
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vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.
"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."
by war-n January 12, 2019
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industrial diarrhea

having the shits of work
"bob was pissed when he left for lunch today, i don't think he'll be back"
"oh yeah?"
"yeah, said he had a bad case of industrial diarrhea"
by war-n September 10, 2014
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whoopi the hutt

The chuckling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View
“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flooping on the screen.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI!”
by war-n November 20, 2021
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