the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.
"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
by war-n March 13, 2019
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Get the organic communication mug.When keeping someone up-to-date on a situation also involves alerting them to an upcoming development.
BLUE?!?! It's halfway done and now they want it to be blue? Thanks for the headsupdate DICK!
"YO! Headsupdate! She knows and is lookin for your ass right now!"
"Here's a Headsupdate for y'all, shit's gettin real outside!"
"YO! Headsupdate! She knows and is lookin for your ass right now!"
"Here's a Headsupdate for y'all, shit's gettin real outside!"
by war-n October 09, 2020
Get the headsupdate mug.“Look at that trash all over our neighborhood. Those jerzite assholes are killing us.”
“Indeed they are. Unable to deal with their own refuse they afflict us all.”
“Indeed they are. Unable to deal with their own refuse they afflict us all.”
by war-n May 10, 2018
Get the jerzite mug.When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.
"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."
"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."
"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
by war-n June 05, 2020
Get the looting curious mug.When you are out in public spaces, (most often your local farmer's market and/or auction, diner, luncheonette, or fire company social quarters) somewhere in south central Pennsylvania, and you notice you are being watched by an old man who does nothing more than give you a barely perceptible nod (perhaps squinting a bit as well), letting you know you are "O.K." and accepted.
"hey man you sure we are gonna be ok walking into this place? It looks rough."
"Yeah man, that old dude gave me the Dutch Nod walking in"
"Really??? That guy gave me the finger!!"
"Well then.... you're fucked"
"Yeah man, that old dude gave me the Dutch Nod walking in"
"Really??? That guy gave me the finger!!"
"Well then.... you're fucked"
by war-n March 14, 2019
Get the Dutch Nod mug.Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange “dickhead” with “Bezos”. Up yours bezos!
“What kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”
by war-n June 13, 2018
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