wHaT's definitions

twtf

too weak to function

they were laughing so hard they were twtf

by what July 7, 2015

Roacher

A poorly executed piece of humor; A failed attempt at making one's peers enjoy your company.

"David pulled a Roacher whilst telling everyone about his trip to camp."; "Man, you just pulled a real Roacher"

by What October 15, 2004

what

a response to anything being said to you, when you just don't want to listen, and/or just don't care what is being said to you.

Jeff: Hey man, saying what all the time is going to make you brain turn to mush.

Brad: What?

by what November 10, 2003

T.I.P.S

Troubles Isssues Problems

Everybody have them.

by What February 13, 2005

beat some heats

smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort

Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?

by what November 10, 2003

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by WHAT February 13, 2005

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by What March 25, 2005