Definitions by von groovy

laughtime 

This term applies to anytime you may be laughing in your life. It can be for moments or hours. I enjoy laughing so I am always trying to make my time laughtime. It can seen as a play upon lifetime

Benny: "I can't get over how bad my day has been."
Cory: "What the problem is? Have you forgotten to tell yourself jokes. Everyday is for laughtime, you miserable bastard."
Benny: "Yeah, that's right. I do have some knock knock jokes I can tell myself when I'm not crying. I'm such a mess!"
Cory: "Yes, you are. Now remind me what time are we robbing the liquor store?"

laughtime by von groovy August 25, 2024

transparently 

This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!

Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."

transparently by von groovy August 22, 2024

The special second 

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.

As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.

The special second by von groovy August 22, 2024

afternoon pooch 

That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.

A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!

afternoon pooch by von groovy August 21, 2024

nobody's everywhere

This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.

As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"

nobody's everywhere by von groovy August 19, 2024

a sigh for help 

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.

Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."

a sigh for help by von groovy August 18, 2024

surepose 

It is NOT pronounced sure pose, but like purpose with an "s" instead of a p. It is your purpose or destiny that you are certain or sure of. It is something that you enjoy doing and that you are excellent at too!

Terri was more than aware that people wanted her to go back to nursing school, but she knew that being a baker was her surepose. Coming up with new and delicious recipes was all she could think about and making good food for people was just as caring as being a nurse anyway.

surepose by von groovy August 18, 2024