An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.
Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know
what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know
what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
This can represent many things that release pleasure and do not have to represent genitalia. Choose your own!
Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.
by von groovy October 28, 2024
by von groovy May 31, 2019
The is when someone effortlessly creates messes. They can be seen as a real fuck-up in every step of their lives.
Ian was attempting to impress everyone with his new religious stick. As he strolled into work he tripped over his sandal, fell forward knocking hot coffee onto Jill, and his stick flew upwards into the skirt violating Misty's area of privacy. Mack just stood there bemoaning Ian's ability to effortmessly ruin what should have been a simple and positive welcoming.
by von groovy August 11, 2024
The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
by von groovy September 15, 2019
A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.
by von groovy May 12, 2019
by von groovy July 03, 2019