mouth treatment

To be treated by another's mouth to oral sex.

Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

tall girl, all girl

A thought I have embraced forever. Tall girls are just more all girl and more to adore. Their elegant ways are to be admired.

Xander watched as she entered the room. Mesmerized he whispered, "tall girl, all girl." Sarah overheard and instructed him to tell her or she would.

by von groovy July 20, 2024

well, that nappened...

This is what you may declare when you completely and accidentally take a nap and wake up.

Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."

by von groovy September 12, 2024

stunt taco

This is the term to refer to a taco or other form of food that does not quite look as good as it should or how it is supposed to look, but it certainly does the job!!

Aaron: "Hey! I was really hungry yesterday and..."
Nick: "You were? OMG! GTFO! LOL! Me too!"
Aaron: "Anyway smart ass. I got some food from El Nacho and I swear this taco looked like a chalupa without a prayer, but tasted sooo good! It was the stunt taco of all time! I scarfed it down and took a nap!"
Nick: "OMG me too! I took a nap right after I took matters into my own hands..."

by von groovy November 28, 2024

chicken up pix

The way a "dude" with dyslexia would brag he was "picking up chicks" when his friends asked him what he did last night.

Steve: "Hey Ron! What were you up to last night?"
Ron: "Chicken up pix, man! Chicken up pix!!!"
Steve: "You're a liar, just a liar..."

by von groovy March 30, 2019

with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 09, 2024

broken pickleball

This is someone or something that no one wants to play with or be around anymore.

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024