Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 09, 2024
The act of engaging in sex, but you're more opposed than being into it. It is not rape or forced and you really have no interest. My understanding is that this becomes more frequent the longer partners are together.
Harry: Last night Mandie would not stop bothering me so I finally gave in and we had opposex.
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!
by von groovy June 25, 2017
Jenny was tired of dating Jim and decided it was time for it to be a manufractured relationship instead of an active one and then came up with 8 reasons why they should not date any longer.
by von groovy May 11, 2019
This the term for friends, who are pretty much friends, but they are more argumentative and may enjoy aggravating you. They can be supportive but they should have a red alert.
Penelope was distraught over multiple things and knew that she needed to reach out to someone and almost called Polly. ALMOST. She can hang with Polly and have laughs but Polly is a one of her Red Friends and Polly may not be as helpful and as considerate as she needs now. So, she called Makenzie. Makenzie is a gem among stones.
by von groovy September 19, 2024
This is when a guy wears shoes/boots, jeans, and no shirt to avoid a farmer tan - he's no dumb farmer and when a girl wears crappy flip flops, cut off denim shorts, and a too tight/unflattering t-shirt - she's no hoochie who wears a tube top. This look can often be seen more frequently in the city streets than in rural trailer parks. Going formal is putting on any shirt for the guy and a hoodie for the girl.
As he drove through the south part of the city, Theo new that in order to avoid getting harassed by the locals he must take off his shirt while driving in order to appear as white trash casual as he could since he was driving a new Hyundai.
by von groovy August 30, 2017
A phrase to show that you care about someone who is going through something. Another way to say "I feel for you" or "I got you." It's nice to say and can sound cheesy if said in the wrong way.
As Wally was stumbling out of a pub, he tripped and fell face first into a puddle of piss. Before he could raise his face out of the leftover water from the evening's refreshments, he heard someone offer, "Heart's out, mate!" This consoled Wally and he felt a bit better.
by von groovy August 05, 2024
This is when you are with someone that you are smitten with and you're nervous so you experience butterflies in the belly and you cannot speak well. Your speech is off in all ways - rhythm, can't find the right words, and you mutter or mumble. It's awfully embarrassing.
Jenny was speaking with Josh and he was stumbling over his words in many ways. Jenny, being the assertive person she is, plainly asked, "You sweet on me or something? Cause you sure have the mutterflies!"
by von groovy August 09, 2024