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Fuck you and your Teeth

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.
Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"
by von groovy July 5, 2024
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Get your nopes up

Something to tell a friend when they foolishly have their hopes up and it just ain't gonna happen.
Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."
by von groovy August 25, 2018
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sheshine

The glow you have after spending time around the girl you love.
Hans: "Damn! Mitchie sure looks happy today!"
Mateo: "Yes, he does. He was around that girl he adores this morning."
Hans: "Ah! He's got that sheshine so bright I need sunglasses!"
Mateo: " I wish I was capable of feelings."
Hans: "Smile, nothing matters."
by von groovy June 20, 2024
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heine hymen

The final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their "backyard" to become a playground for others' body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. It's the anal maidenhead.
Muriel: Gee Whiz, Cindy! Sit down! You're acting like you have ants in your pants!
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...
by von groovy June 6, 2017
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cap-wearing bitch

What you call a liar who is trying to stir up some trouble
Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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cleavage is your friend!

A phrase people say when they see or have nice cleavage. Everybody wants to see it or have it!!!
Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"
by von groovy May 3, 2019
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certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.
Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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