Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life
by von groovy June 23, 2022
This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
by von groovy September 14, 2023
The act of aiming humiliation and negativity towards someone in order to shame them. Or you could just call it being shitty.
Abigail had been shaiming at Mollie all night long. Mollie wasn't having it and started shaiming back. Abigail felt so ashamed her heaving crying led to her puking into her purse. Mollie sat amused and victorious.
by von groovy August 12, 2019
This term that is a portmanteau represents the tendency for someone to always insert themselves into conversations that they are not a part of and therefore being consistent and unchanged in their behavior.
As Donna began to speak about her wonderful childhood summer camp experiences, you know who resumed her act of insertia by announcing that she too had summers as a child but did not go to camp. Instead she had adopted a ferret that died in her arms and she remains traumatized by this to this very day. No one paid her condolences.
by von groovy August 15, 2024
Xander complained that Sandy's vag was nothing but a Rubik's pube and it took him a helluva time in getting all of her colors on the right sides.
by von groovy May 10, 2019
This is when someone has a face that just hangs there lookin' like a nasty ass. So atrocious no man will even fuck that face much less kiss and caress it.
Ernie was all wound up like a tomcat high on catnip with 30 females in heat in his alley. However, he lost all of his sexual drive when he saw her, who was known around town as hangass face. He just walked back to his car and vaped in disgust.
by von groovy August 15, 2024
Cassie quit playing show and tell after her friend's took and posted pics of her passed out drunk on her front lawn
by von groovy March 08, 2019