clicklit

This is a term for something that is very short in nature and is clicked upon online. People will often state that they read something online and act as though it was detailed and provided a great deal of information fiction or non.
Brenda - yes people are still named Brenda: "OMG! I read the most interesting story last night. It was fascinating!"
Peggy: "You read? Like a story? Did you go to the library?"
Brenda: "Oh no! I read it online on my phone. It was on who'scushingwho.com."
Peggy: "Oh. Clicklit. Probably took you 12 seconds."
Brenda: "How did you know? Am I that predictable?"
Peggy: "You know the answer already."
by von groovy September 05, 2024
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at least i'm not

The phrase people use when feeling bad about their life when ompared to their friend who is recognized as the loser of the crew.
Angie was really upset over her life and then said at least I'm not Cheryl...
by von groovy June 09, 2019
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Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
by von groovy June 23, 2024
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Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.
Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
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heard between the words

Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.
Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"
by von groovy September 24, 2024
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This happens when a woman is having sheer ecstasy and verbally expresses her pleasure by moaning out all of the vowels - not necessarily in successive order.
After Friday night's performance where Jim had given Shannon the kiss of bliss thereby making her exclaim all the vowels, he felt like their relationship was on solid ground. A, E, I, O, U and Y never sounded more beautiful!
by von groovy July 09, 2024
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tickle her wrinkle

Another way of saying the act of pleasuring the vagina
Kevin was so angry with himself for not being able to please Vanessa and then Abby told him to just tickle her wrinkle and all would be golden
by von groovy June 01, 2019
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