von groovy's definitions
This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 2, 2017
Get the soft swervemug. The is when someone effortlessly creates messes. They can be seen as a real fuck-up in every step of their lives.
Ian was attempting to impress everyone with his new religious stick. As he strolled into work he tripped over his sandal, fell forward knocking hot coffee onto Jill, and his stick flew upwards into the skirt violating Misty's area of privacy. Mack just stood there bemoaning Ian's ability to effortmessly ruin what should have been a simple and positive welcoming.
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Get the effortmesslymug. the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.
Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.
by von groovy June 16, 2017
Get the rorschach stainsmug. The phrase people use when feeling bad about their life when ompared to their friend who is recognized as the loser of the crew.
by von groovy June 9, 2019
Get the at least i'm notmug. This is term for when you are in a really good mood and you or someone else says something that ruins it. Thereby separating your smile or breaking your happiness apart.
As Ian began to feel even more excited about himself and his future, his mother reminded him of past failures and potential future ones. His mother even boldly stated, "I know I am separating your smile, but you need to be realistic. You are a disappointment." Ian chuckled for he did not care what his mother thought.
by von groovy September 6, 2024
Get the separating your smilemug. The unpleasant feeling you have after having a dream where you do something you really want to do, but can't in your waking life due to the shame you'd feel
Seamus was walking around the block today in full dreamshame mode after having that dream where he boned his teacher Mrs. Jones.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
Get the dreamshamemug. This happens when a woman is having sheer ecstasy and verbally expresses her pleasure by moaning out all of the vowels - not necessarily in successive order.
After Friday night's performance where Jim had given Shannon the kiss of bliss thereby making her exclaim all the vowels, he felt like their relationship was on solid ground. A, E, I, O, U and Y never sounded more beautiful!
by von groovy July 8, 2024
Get the making her exclaim all the vowelsmug.