Definitions by von groovy

speakin' cursive 

Something stupid people say to others when they cannot understand them because they only have 3rd grade education and never learned cursive.

Ronnie was pissed at Earl for speakin' cursive at him when he was trying to explain the difference between a lollipop and a popsicle. He decked him out of frustration.

speakin' cursive by von groovy August 4, 2017

beer death experience 

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.

Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.

beer death experience by von groovy August 4, 2017

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

cursing with crayons by von groovy August 4, 2017

carnivore carnival 

A bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic.

Kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city's 4th of July celebration. The carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.

carnivore carnival by von groovy July 31, 2017

she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks 

To describe a woman who likes strong, stiff, and hard drinks and likes to get it on.

People described Allie in the way that she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks and this encouraged many bros to try and bed her.

she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks by von groovy July 29, 2017

harrier than bigfoot's balls 

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

harrier than bigfoot's balls by von groovy July 22, 2017

sharp as a sphere 

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

sharp as a sphere by von groovy July 21, 2017