The act of engaging in sex, but you're more opposed than being into it. It is not rape or forced and you really have no interest. My understanding is that this becomes more frequent the longer partners are together.
Harry: Last night Mandie would not stop bothering me so I finally gave in and we had opposex.
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!
by von groovy June 25, 2017
Since they had been flirting online for hours, Alex knew that it was time for him to do some digging with his shovel of sin when he final met Mona.
by von groovy March 23, 2019
These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 02, 2024
Something stupid people say to others when they cannot understand them because they only have 3rd grade education and never learned cursive.
Ronnie was pissed at Earl for speakin' cursive at him when he was trying to explain the difference between a lollipop and a popsicle. He decked him out of frustration.
by von groovy August 03, 2017
The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
by von groovy July 04, 2019
by von groovy June 09, 2019
Someone who is not pleased with their birth-name and feels the need to create a new identity that is usually an attempt to make them more cool and unique.
Ben: I saw Adrian the other day and yelled his name from across the street. He didn't turn around. Haps with that?
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!
by von groovy June 22, 2017