friendly friction

Consensual sex and or intercourse. It happens when friends create friction in the right places with another.

Danny: I'm freakin' out over Annika! We got close last night and were interrupted. Couldn't finish.
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!

by von groovy August 20, 2017

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy March 01, 2019

vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

by von groovy June 26, 2024

said everyone always

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"

by von groovy May 31, 2019

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 15, 2019

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

Boots 'n Buns

The motto for Cowboy Bakers who are into ass play

Russ: "Hey! Did I tell you about my new sourdough baguette recipe yet? It's delicious!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"

by von groovy June 20, 2024