This is when a guy wears shoes/boots, jeans, and no shirt to avoid a farmer tan - he's no dumb farmer and when a girl wears crappy flip flops, cut off denim shorts, and a too tight/unflattering t-shirt - she's no hoochie who wears a tube top. This look can often be seen more frequently in the city streets than in rural trailer parks. Going formal is putting on any shirt for the guy and a hoodie for the girl.
As he drove through the south part of the city, Theo new that in order to avoid getting harassed by the locals he must take off his shirt while driving in order to appear as white trash casual as he could since he was driving a new Hyundai.
by von groovy August 30, 2017
by von groovy April 22, 2019
Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
by von groovy September 28, 2024
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017
This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"
Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."
by von groovy August 29, 2024
The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.
Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
I was at this truck stop standing near the pay showers when I heard this one trucker say to another, "hey, you know that song by that faggot?" I just grabbed my Code Red and Corn Nuts and went back to my car before I heard the answer.
by von groovy February 22, 2019