A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good
Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
by von groovy June 08, 2019
A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.
Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
by von groovy August 08, 2017
This is term for when you are in a really good mood and you or someone else says something that ruins it. Thereby separating your smile or breaking your happiness apart.
As Ian began to feel even more excited about himself and his future, his mother reminded him of past failures and potential future ones. His mother even boldly stated, "I know I am separating your smile, but you need to be realistic. You are a disappointment." Ian chuckled for he did not care what his mother thought.
by von groovy September 06, 2024
This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.
by von groovy August 22, 2024
a vinyl record.
by von groovy June 01, 2019
by von groovy September 06, 2017
Kevin was so angry with himself for not being able to please Vanessa and then Abby told him to just tickle her wrinkle and all would be golden
by von groovy June 01, 2019