Definitions by von groovy

existential appetizer 

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

existential appetizer by von groovy March 30, 2019

diahreamer 

The disgusting effect that cheap beer and junk food have the morning after which results in your guts being reamed

Carlos knew drinking another 40 of Malt Liquor and eating those deep fried tacos was going to cause him to feel all the grossness of the diahreamer

diahreamer by von groovy March 30, 2019

chicken up pix 

The way a "dude" with dyslexia would brag he was "picking up chicks" when his friends asked him what he did last night.

Steve: "Hey Ron! What were you up to last night?"
Ron: "Chicken up pix, man! Chicken up pix!!!"
Steve: "You're a liar, just a liar..."

chicken up pix by von groovy March 29, 2019

knockin' the pocket 

To have sex with a vagina

Bart was bragging to his friends how much he was knockin' the pocket with Vanessa yesterday when Vanessa's brother , Vinny walked by. Vinny then began to knock on Bart's face.

knockin' the pocket by von groovy March 24, 2019

the rectangle of life 

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

the rectangle of life by von groovy March 24, 2019

shovel of sin 

An erect penis that digs into the pleasure regions.

Since they had been flirting online for hours, Alex knew that it was time for him to do some digging with his shovel of sin when he final met Mona.

shovel of sin by von groovy March 23, 2019

lieracial 

The act of choosing to claim a racial heritage that is not one's own to socially benefit them.

Kerri: "Can you believe that Andrea's grandma is from Haiti? She doesn't look like it, but she qualified for that grant because of it."
Lana: "She's so lieracial! She told me and Seth last week that all her great-grandparents were kicked out of Russia for being Jewish when we were covering the Cold War."

lieracial by von groovy March 23, 2019