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Definitions by von groovy

bustin' butt knuckles 

The consensual act of having aggressive anal sex with someone who has horrific hemorrhoids in order to break them down
Angie knew when she had got hemorrhoids again it was time for Peter to start bustin' butt knuckles to get some relief

chewed tobacco ass 

this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean
When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts

craft bro 

An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not
Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.
craft bro by von groovy April 8, 2019

that was like 3 phones ago 

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."
Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

socratease 

A girl who seductively leads others on with her body and her brain
Anna was a real socratease to almost everyone she met with her sexy shape and her witty ways
socratease by von groovy April 6, 2019

galcohol 

When you have no lady in your life and you're lonely, you eventually start dating galcohol to get through the night
Bruce had it bad, but at least he had his galcohol to get through the severe and utter emptiness he felt every waking moment of his pointless existence
galcohol by von groovy April 6, 2019

tantrumic 

Acting like a lil' bitch when you don't get your way - displaying a tantrum
Kelly was so tantrumic when she had to wait in line for more than 3 minutes
tantrumic by von groovy April 5, 2019