Definitions by von groovy
bustin' butt knuckles
The consensual act of having aggressive anal sex with someone who has horrific hemorrhoids in order to break them down
Angie knew when she had got hemorrhoids again it was time for Peter to start bustin' butt knuckles to get some relief
bustin' butt knuckles by von groovy April 11, 2019
chewed tobacco ass
this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean
When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts
chewed tobacco ass by von groovy April 11, 2019
craft bro
An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not
Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.
craft bro by von groovy April 8, 2019
that was like 3 phones ago
Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
that was like 3 phones ago by von groovy April 6, 2019
socratease
socratease by von groovy April 6, 2019
galcohol
When you have no lady in your life and you're lonely, you eventually start dating galcohol to get through the night
Bruce had it bad, but at least he had his galcohol to get through the severe and utter emptiness he felt every waking moment of his pointless existence
galcohol by von groovy April 6, 2019