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Definitions by von groovy

Ink in the Pink 

Barry finally got the forearm anchor he wanted Saturday. When he returned home his mom asked him if he got any "ink in the pink." He shamefully said no...
Ink in the Pink by von groovy June 28, 2019

Pink Ink 

Tattoos that proudly display one if part of the LGTBQ community
When Aaron came back from the tattoo parlor with a pride flag tattooed on his forearm his sister knew the Pink Ink was his way of coming out.
Pink Ink by von groovy June 28, 2019
Pigtail Moustache - A symbol used in a texting conversation you can use when you are unsure of the gender you are communicating with and do not wish to offend
Brad: "OMG!!! LOL!!! #hilarious!"
Alex: "IKR!! 6?!!"
Brad: "!~!"
Alex: ??? !o!!
!~! by von groovy June 25, 2019

g string theory 

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.
Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"
g string theory by von groovy June 23, 2019

bar bored/board games 

Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.

the cave of no return 

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.
Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

new england hand chowder 

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England
Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday