von groovy's definitions
That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 21, 2024
Get the afternoon poochmug. The act of posting things online in order to brag about how great one's life is in order to drag down others. Some people's days consist of nothing but braggin' and draggin'.
After he covered his bleeding nose with his shirt, Topher asked Tina why she had broken his nose. Tina spit on him and muttered, "Your braggin' and draggin' days are over, bitch!!
by von groovy August 11, 2017
Get the braggin' and draggin'mug. The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.
Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.
by von groovy July 25, 2024
Get the bathroom braverymug. Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!
by von groovy August 4, 2024
Get the monthly messengermug. When you wake up in the morning and someone starts talking about your exploits after a hard vodka drinking night with encouragement, you say "Notka!"
Vladimir: We begin the morning as we ended the night. I cannot believe you were able to avoid arrest last night.
Ivan: Notka! Have you buried the hooker yet?
Ivan: Notka! Have you buried the hooker yet?
by von groovy June 5, 2017
Get the notkamug. Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"
Class: "Said everyone always!!"
by von groovy May 31, 2019
Get the said everyone alwaysmug. The means by which some people are guided to do the wrong and unethical thing when no one is watching in most circumstances.
While healing in the hospital with a broken jaw, Ron thought about how he could restrain his immoral compass after a night where he stole cash and weed from Chuck while he was making out with Diane; told Diane that Chuck had herpes after he left the party; and then crept into Chuck's car to sleep afterwards only to wake to Chuck's spinning backfist.
by von groovy June 11, 2017
Get the immoral compassmug.