This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.
As Blake was eating his third Birra taco he looked over at Brett eating his fourth Seitan BBQ soft taco. They both locked eyes and realized they had not spoken on significant life events nor anything other than the yummy factor in the eats in two years. They simultaneously thought they each other was just a taco friend without realizing that THEY were the taco friend!!!!
by von groovy July 22, 2024
Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.
by von groovy February 22, 2019
Oscar: "Hey! Did you hear about Nate?"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"
by von groovy September 28, 2024
Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!
Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."
by von groovy May 03, 2019
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
by von groovy April 13, 2019
A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster
So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."
by von groovy May 03, 2019
Randi: "Oh look there's Blaze. Why is he running away from that rabbit?"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"
by von groovy June 27, 2024