Definitions by von groovy
kiss of bliss
This is the name of the act of performing cunnilingus by anyone who is so lucky to be able to do it. It's a wonderfully mesmerizing act that all consenting adults should engage in - often.
As Melanie removed her panties, Miquel was finally presented with all he had fantasied about for months. His passion and devotion to only pleasing Melanie allowed him the ability to bestow the best kiss of bliss that had been given in his city for three years and the first of many he would give to her. They would both never be the same.
kiss of bliss by von groovy June 19, 2024
Emotional Lotion
The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
Emotional Lotion by von groovy June 13, 2024
Emotional Lotion
Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.
Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."
Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."
Emotional Lotion by von groovy May 18, 2024
sweet shrieks
Gabby's sweet shrieks resulted in the cops being called to her house and her mom was pissed because the cops found her stash
sweet shrieks by von groovy September 14, 2023
joke whine virus
This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
joke whine virus by von groovy September 14, 2023
fell up
Aaron was nothing but a dumb fuck up in all areas. Somehow he continued to fell up to the point of envy with his friends.
fell up by von groovy June 22, 2022