von groovy's definitions
The place where someone lives, but only feels free when out of it because they do not own it and they must live by the rules of the owner.
by von groovy May 16, 2017
Get the The Cagemug. The person who does not behave in a manner that she is of a higher quality than those she is around, but she obviously and truly is. Stones are helpful and valuable, but a gem shines brilliantly and is to be admired and desired.
Everyone had a strong connection with Haylie for she was modest, compassionate, intelligent, and genuine. She was in another class when in comparison to her colleague. She was also breathtakingly gorgeous and did not act as though she were which truly bestowed her the title of a gem among stones.
by von groovy July 29, 2024
Get the Gem among stonesmug. This term applies to anytime you may be laughing in your life. It can be for moments or hours. I enjoy laughing so I am always trying to make my time laughtime. It can seen as a play upon lifetime
Benny: "I can't get over how bad my day has been."
Cory: "What the problem is? Have you forgotten to tell yourself jokes. Everyday is for laughtime, you miserable bastard."
Benny: "Yeah, that's right. I do have some knock knock jokes I can tell myself when I'm not crying. I'm such a mess!"
Cory: "Yes, you are. Now remind me what time are we robbing the liquor store?"
Cory: "What the problem is? Have you forgotten to tell yourself jokes. Everyday is for laughtime, you miserable bastard."
Benny: "Yeah, that's right. I do have some knock knock jokes I can tell myself when I'm not crying. I'm such a mess!"
Cory: "Yes, you are. Now remind me what time are we robbing the liquor store?"
by von groovy August 25, 2024
Get the laughtimemug. Dez was freaked out as him mom came into his room just as finished rockin' it. He immediately put his hands covered in jacksnot behind his back hoping she would not want a goodnight hug.
by von groovy September 15, 2017
Get the jacksnotmug. The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
by von groovy May 27, 2017
Get the mazel tossmug. Wendy: Abigail found out that her granny died moments after she saw a post of Seth with Lizzie. She was a mess!
Toni: Wow! I'm sure there was a 100% chance of personal rain that day.
Wendy: There certainly was and I needed my rubbers to make it through the flood.
Toni: That's a bit excessive, don't you think, Wendy?"
Toni: Wow! I'm sure there was a 100% chance of personal rain that day.
Wendy: There certainly was and I needed my rubbers to make it through the flood.
Toni: That's a bit excessive, don't you think, Wendy?"
by von groovy June 6, 2017
Get the personal rainmug. An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not
Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.
by von groovy April 8, 2019
Get the craft bromug.