Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 25, 2024

secular handshake

To masturbate.

After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.

by von groovy May 26, 2017

Ha@ha

Another way of expressing that something is funny via text."

Stan "boogers taste gr8!"
Lee: "Ha@ha!"

by von groovy June 29, 2019

sourcing the soul

This is when you access the soul of a woman by placing your mouth to her soul's portal - her vagina. This is the most intimate you may ever be. Enjoy it! It is to be celebrated!

There was no end to the elation he felt as he started sourcing the soul of the woman he so respected, desired, and longed for. It would be a long night and morning. Hydration was essential. She would never be the same. Somewhere there was a journal and it was epic.

by von groovy August 12, 2024

6th grade disappointment

The type of disappointment that you feel like your life is over, it is end times and you are feeling so desperate that there will be no tomorrow.

Cynthia saw that Brian had liked Shannon's post about violent Koala bears. She felt the wrath of 6th grade disappointment as an 11th grader and began her exploration of depression and self-medication.

by von groovy August 27, 2017

g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.

Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"

by von groovy June 23, 2019

Tragician

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

by von groovy May 14, 2019