Definitions by von groovy

mesmerizing moles of majesty 

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of creating emotional lotion. Sadly, he did not nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection and possibly being kissapointed.

mesmerizing moles of majesty by von groovy June 27, 2024

cowhard 

Someone who is a coward who is working really hard at it - an exceptional scaredy cat.

Randi: "Oh look there's Blaze. Why is he running away from that rabbit?"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"

cowhard by von groovy June 27, 2024

vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

vanishing horizon by von groovy June 26, 2024

stretching feelings 

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

stretching feelings by von groovy June 26, 2024

Man, go to Wal-Mart 

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

Man, go to Wal-Mart by von groovy June 24, 2024

Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

Fab Fit Flex by von groovy June 23, 2024

shuthurt 

The state of being so utterly hurt by someone's actions that one cannot open their mouths to create a sound.

Sophie: "Did you hear what happened with Blondie?"
Sarah: "No, I don't know who Blondie is? You gossip like a churchgoer. Anyway, tell me what happened?"
Sophie: Silence
Sarah: " LOL, OMG, GYST, and most of all WTF, Sophie. Don't be all shuthurt cause I call you out. I'm a freak and I love it!"

shuthurt by von groovy June 22, 2024