viva riolu's definitions

Lewis Carroll

The world's first stoner.

There is no way Lewis Carroll could've written the Alice in Wonderland saga sober. I don't know what they had back in the 19th century that could get you high, but whatever it was he was doing it!

by viva riolu April 26, 2011

If I Were a Boy

A song by Beyonce off her 3rd album "I Am...Sasha Fierce". It is argubaly the most sexist song ever.

In Beyonce's song "If I Were a Boy", she states that only guys hurt the ones that love them, cheat, stick up for their friends when the screw around, and are never taken for granted.

by viva riolu November 19, 2011

The Script

A Irish musical group that has released some of the most boring music to ever hit the charts. All of their songs are uninteresting, have no melody, and just want to make you switch the station immediately.

Music fan: Man, I can't believe Oasis broke up, I still want to hear more from them.

No-nothing: Why don't you listen to The Script?

Music fan: (slaps No-nothing) You idiot! They are nothing alike. Oasis has big melodies and sounds, The Script just makes me fall asleep.

by viva riolu November 10, 2012

Indiana

The Midwestern state that thinks it's a Southern state

If Indiana is grouped alongside Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin and Ohio, then why are the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC South?

by viva riolu November 12, 2016

Stealth Rock

Charizard's Kryptonite

I was going to have my Charizard come out last for my ace in the hole, but the bastard used Stealth Rock before I could sent it out, now I know my plan is screwed

by viva riolu November 28, 2013

Rebecca Black

Some random female singer that has a terrible voice that released a song called "Friday" that has become a hit on Youtube for being called by some as the worst song of all time. This is due to her terrible singing voice and lame lyrics.

Person 1: Did you hear Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Person 2: No, is it good?

Person 1: Hell no! It sucks balls big time!

by viva riolu March 30, 2011

Megatron

Nickname for Detroit Lions wide reciever Calvin Johnson. Has this nickname due to the fact he has huge hands that resemble a Decepticon.

Guy 1: What's the point of watching the Lions, you know they're gonna suck as usual.

Guy 2: Don't be so hasty on your decision, Megatron has been bringing on the TD's recently. They might actually make the playoffs this season.

by viva riolu October 21, 2011