vince's definitions

NeverNever Land

A world of fantasy we enter in our dreams. Metallica sung about it in their hit single, Enter Sandman.

"Exit light, enter night,
Take my hand, we're off to NeverNever Land!"

by Vince May 17, 2004

antiwar protestor

One who gives the impression of being against the use of force, but actually embraces it. For example, antiwar protestors actively decry the use of force against armed opponents of a foreign country, but actively support the use of force against unarmed citizens of their own country for the purpose of redistributing their wealth. They are typically the same ones who whine and gnash their teeth over guns, but yet ironically would be unable to force you to pay into various social programs were it not for the gun.

Jane Fonda was an antiwar protestor. Being a rich leftist, she was against the use of force, unless said force was used to redistribute your wealth into programs she deemed worthy.

by Vince October 30, 2004

Snap, Crackle, and POP

The famous saying associated with the three small characters from Rice Crispies(R). Also, putting pop rocks on the tip of a condom then inserting it into the woman's vagina, this can be a real crowd pleaser. The pleasure will be very intense as will the climax, it will tickle her vagina. You can hear the snap and crackle but trust me she will feel the pop, that is when her clit pops from so much pleasure!

God damn boy. I used dem pop rocks and it was like oooooo snap, crackle, and pop!

by Vince March 21, 2003

spontenza

a special event of some kind.

yo, come over to my place tonight, we are having a tv spontenza

by Vince August 25, 2004

mukduh

red eye! From smoking the killer.

Dude, you got mukduh!

by Vince January 22, 2005

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

roses

roses the synonem to vagina

"i would go up that girl's roses" or outkast's song roses..."roses really smell like ohh oh oh" which means her vagina smells

by vince April 17, 2004