24 definitions by vernon dutton

clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

sky up---to exit-to leave a place--to leave town.

This party is bogus, time foe me to sky up!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

I was running late this morning because i had to Drop the kisd off at the pool!

by vernon dutton April 20, 2004

Latin: Rodendum Copuli--the least amount of concern you can express for any given act.

I don't give a rat fuck what she said,I did not fuck her sister!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004