24 definitions by vernon dutton

rabbits

Rabbits---The number one choice of bears to use to wipe their ass after taking a shit.

Hey Smokey, I need to take a shit, have you seen any rabbits?

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 13, 2004

choke my chicken

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Axel Grabber

Axel Grabber---Abnormally large hemrrhoids

If this fucking truck dos'nt stop going down this hill you might have to use your axel grabbers to help slow us down!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

cock bite

Any person you come in contact with.

What is this cock bite doing here?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004