venusflytrap's definitions

smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

sweetest thing

1. Favorite part of your girlfriend's/boyfriend's body.

2. The act of kissing, nibbling or caressing one's favorite body part of their lover.

3. Being fondled or licked by your partner in his/her favorite area of your body.

4. Mannerism, expression, habit that may seem totally banal to an outsider but that one finds particularly endearing about their soul mate.

1-3."Sweetest thing I've ever known was like a kiss on the collar bone." (Lauryn Hill)

4. Sweetest thing I like about you M.B. is the way you jokingly push me around and nudge me with your hips. I get so aroused by that you have no idea.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

to give the runaround

When a girl acts like she wants you but all she really wants is for you to run around like a little dog; to tease.

- Man! She gave me the runaround for eight months til she finally told me she was getting back with her boyfriend.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

flag the dolphin

To masturbate. Expression coined in the movie "There's something about Mary".

It was our first date and I didn't want to be too nervous and look needy. So I flagged the dolphin!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

stroke da devil

The act of stroking one's own or another's penis; to masturbate.

Ever heard of the Stroke Da Devil Championship where several contestants sit in a circle and the first one to cum wins the first prize. Apparently they don't suck dick. Or so they say.
Wassup J.R.!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

omarion

Short yet talented RnB singer who ditched B2K and loves his body so much he don't even care about the fine women in his videos.

In "O", he spends more time staring at his naked self in the mirror than with his girl. He won't even wash his face with water; he'd rather jerk it away with fear that it might spoil his makeup. The boy don't even own a driver's license, he has to get Bokeem Woodbine to drive him around.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005