vanessa's definitions

pizzagasm

when you eat a pizza so hot that you begin to breath rapidly through your mouth with the pizza cheese fused to the top of your mouth, trying to tame the burning sensation erupting on the roof for your mouth, and inadvertenly making noises like you are ahving an orgasm.

i didnt know what was going on in the other room when i heard janis making that noise, untill i opened the door only to find that she was just having a pizzagasm

by Vanessa November 25, 2004

hazn

abbreviation of 'hot half-asian'

gurl, that is one fine hazn

by vanessa May 7, 2005

plasache

a legless midget that molests animals

That plasache touched the chicken in a funny way.

by vanessa December 9, 2003

make out session

when you make out for long period(s) of time.

"I had a mean make out session with some boy at a gig"

by Vanessa December 21, 2004

Sonny Moore

Sonny Moore is the lead vocals from the awesome scream-o band From First To Last, that originates from Florida and California. And all I can say is that he owns your ass. And he looks like my best friend.

Sonny Moore owns your ass.

by Vanessa February 2, 2005

can of worms

raise hell

dont make me open this can of worms on your ass now, hear?

by vanessa February 15, 2004

jack pack

The man purse Jack Bauer uses in 24 Season 5.

Look at the Jack Pack! I want one!

by Vanessa April 27, 2006