16 definitions by uwg
He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.
by uwg October 24, 2006
"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"
"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"
"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"
by uwg January 28, 2010
The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.
My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.
by uwg March 21, 2009
Artificial sweetener. So called because the most common brands, Sweet-n-Low and Equal, are available in pink and blue packets respectively.
by uwg August 9, 2007
by uwg March 13, 2008
Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."
Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!
Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.
Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.
by uwg March 22, 2010
A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
by uwg August 20, 2006