necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)
Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!
by uwg June 24, 2010
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pink and blue

Artificial sweetener. So called because the most common brands, Sweet-n-Low and Equal, are available in pink and blue packets respectively.
You need any pink and blue for your coffee?
by uwg August 10, 2007
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Algonquin Roundtable

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.
We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.
by uwg April 26, 2008
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sexy red X

On a website, when a hotlinked image cannot be found, either because it's been deleted or the site that hosts it has become inaccessible, it will be replaced by a small white box with a red X in it. This is known as a "sexy red X".
Hottgurl69 says she posted her picture in the forum, but all I saw was a sexy red X.
by uwg June 14, 2007
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Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.
He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.
by uwg October 24, 2006
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infromed

Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."
Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!

Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.
by uwg March 21, 2010
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Adkisson's Army

The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.
My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.
by uwg March 20, 2009
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