by uvogin December 19, 2021
Creed: Why is there a white man on the sign of the men's bathroom? That's so racismisticiontation! I'm sueing, even though I'm white.
by uvogin January 29, 2022
The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.
There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.
by uvogin August 23, 2023
When you're trying to push pee out your phallicobject but there's so many guys in the bathroom and you're under pressure.
Jeff Bezos: Damn how long you been pushing p
Ryan Reynolds: I'm sorry if you'd stop looking at my pp it'd be easier
Ryan Reynolds: I'm sorry if you'd stop looking at my pp it'd be easier
by uvogin February 28, 2022
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by uvogin August 23, 2023
Not up to speed.
Jim: Hey did you see what happened to Eddie?
Dwight: uh no, I'm not up to speed in Stranger Things, nuts.
Dwight: uh no, I'm not up to speed in Stranger Things, nuts.
by uvogin July 16, 2022