Urban Dictionary: Definitions by uttam maharjan

hapchance

an event that occurs purely by chance. Also called hapstance.

Meseems my marriage to that girl was a mere hapchance.

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pertaining to noon or noon-time.

I can no longer bear the mesembrian heat.

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None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

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to take a few drinks at a pub, and come back home and drink heavily so as to avoid huge pub expenses.

He never gets drunk at pubs because he has made it a point to backload at home.

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an institution where invalids and sick people are treated.

The warrior was invalided home and soon admitted to a well-known invalidary.

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a wife who is treated by her husband as wife, only when it is time for sex, and who is completely ignored at other times.

She cannot stand being treated as a bedwife by her husband.

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a girl or woman who serves wine at bars or pubs.

She has landed a job as a winewife.

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