Urban Dictionary: Definitions by urmommmm!!

qurl

(noun): lazy, "ghetto" way of spelling the word "girl".

Yo qurl dem boots soo000oo tightttt;;

by UrMommmm!! November 16, 2010

noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.

Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.

by UrMommmm!! August 1, 2010

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lazybitchitis

noun: a severe disease most females may be occasionally or chronically plagued with in which one feels extradorinarily lazy and lackadasial. May or may not be associated with PMS.

I've got a severe case of lazybitchitis today.

Margo's lazybitchitis flared up and she couldn't do the homework.

by UrMommmm!! May 7, 2010

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corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

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cyclopath

1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as traffic, twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.

Alex is a totally cyclopath. He biked all the way around town during that snowstorm!

Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!

by UrMommmm!! May 2, 2010

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