A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike
New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.
Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.
Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.
by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002
by Urban Dictionary January 12, 2004
Annoying and not at all funny ringtone which is advertised on TV every ad break at least once. Only the working class idiots that don't have real jobs buy this ring tone. If you are actually stupid enough to give into this horse shit I pity you and laugh at you because it's just one big scam where Jamster text you everyday draining your phone credit. My cousin was dumb enough to actually pay money for this bullshit, much much more money then she though. Crazy Frog can be heard in council houses and high schools, where the more retarded of kids have been brainwashed.
by Urban Dictionary September 04, 2005
A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
by Urban Dictionary June 04, 2004
by Urban Dictionary March 02, 2005
Joe: I wonder why Tom was so late to work this morning?
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.
by Urban Dictionary May 27, 2006
by Urban Dictionary July 12, 2006